Quote Originally Posted by SL33P3R
Ok another serious question. Have you ever sharted?.... anyone?
Last week i had the shits really bad.....

and i felt a fart coming...

and i knew that if i farted i'd shart....

but i went for it...

but i felt that it was wet...

so i stopped and went to the bathroom to check and i was safe.

didn't fart all day scared to shart.

then i got home and relieved myself.