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  1. 03-23-2009, 03:11 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by LS3_KID
    Good living in Tennessee now, and I got a new LS3/6spd Corvette. What about you.
    i still have the Z, its almost paid off, im going to keep it, and go old school project wise.

    im not really interested in making power, so im going to get in touch with my roots and build a G ride. there are plenty of cars out there to pick from.. but.. i havent found a shop yet that has good experience wrapping frames. so i might have to take it out of state. i dont know. its gonna take awhile.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedMonkey
    i still have the Z, its almost paid off, im going to keep it, and go old school project wise.

    im not really interested in making power, so im going to get in touch with my roots and build a G ride. there are plenty of cars out there to pick from.. but.. i havent found a shop yet that has good experience wrapping frames. so i might have to take it out of state. i dont know. its gonna take awhile.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LS3_KID
    Mexican.
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    a G ride...i hope to God its a flare side truck with 14" turned out gold wire spoke wheels. with a mural on teh tail gate and the words... Hector in old english on the rear window
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    Quote Originally Posted by NVEOUS
    Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, Kim and I. I was in a rush and when I looked at the cashier realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, I go "don't worry, I'm not using these with Kim." That didn't help. FML
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    welcome back Speedmonkey. Fuk these n00bs who don't you!

    Every loser on here puts girls in their sigs for reps. How fucking lame.

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    lol.


    thanks ant.


    and no.. im not that kind of mexican to whoever made the truck joke.

    what i will do only time will tell since the cars i like are a big harder to find in good enough shape to use.. but if all goes my way, a 1962 Impala will be my ride. i favor the 62 over the 63 and 64 years but... i love them all. so far in, i have a rusted piece of shit frame that needs some sanding, and hopefully me and my brother can handle the wrapping job ourselves. its going to take awhile. we arent in California.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NVEOUS
    Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, Kim and I. I was in a rush and when I looked at the cashier realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, I go "don't worry, I'm not using these with Kim." That didn't help. FML


    Something like this actually happened to me one time. LOLOL +12 for the funniest one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NVEOUS
    Today, I found out my angry ex girlfriend put Nair in my shampoo before moving out of my dorm. I'm now balding at 19. FML

    Today, my mom walked in on me looking at a 1978 playboy. She asked if I found it in the basement. I said yes. Then I realized she was the centerfold. FML

    Today, while working my cash register a man who was 6’3” came in dressed really nice and ordered. After he ordered I asked why he was dressed so nice he responded ”I’m going to court for stalking pretty girls like you”. Our nametags have full names. FML

    Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML

    Today, I went to the Doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML

    Today, while working on a carpentry project with my friend at 2am, and enjoying some beers, I cut my hand and realized I needed medical attention. Neither of us being in driving shape, I knocked on my parents bedroom door to request a ride. I was told I had to wait for them to "finish." FML

    Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML

    Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML

    Today, I got stoned at a party for the first time. On the drive home I sat at an intersection waiting for the green light for few minutes. I finally realized the green light was never coming. So did the cop behind me. I was at a stop sign. FML

    Today, I was stuck in what I thought was traffic on my way home from work. I started weaving in and out of traffic because it seemed to only be a few cars holding up the line. I get to the front of the line and I'd realized I just weaved through a funeral procession. FML

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  9. 03-23-2009, 04:37 PM #49
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    Lol, I dont do it for reps, I do it b-c I think she's hot and I get to see her when I post. I got plenty of reps.lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlipKing
    Lol, I dont do it for reps, I do it b-c I think she's hot and I get to see her when I post. I got plenty of reps.lol
    She is most definately HOT bro.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fast-Tech™
    If I could rep you again I would. You just made my day alittle better.


    And im glad i made your day a little better. I've found better ones on there but those are just a few that i found right then

    And thanks for the reps
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    Today, I was on a third date with a girl. Things had been going really well. At one point, the conversation lulled. After a moment of silence, she asked me what my greatest fantasy was. I told her that it was being a superhero. She told me that she meant sexual fantasy. I'm 25. FML
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    Today, when I walked into work all of my co-workers were giggling and asking "How was YOUR night last night?". Last night I had sex for the first time with someone I'm seeing secretly (with good reason). That person is my boss. He told everyone. FML
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    sleepin with the boss lol
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    Today, I wake up, switch on TV and the first thing I see is the picture of a wanted rapist who looks just like me. I’m afraid to leave home. FML
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    Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML
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    Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML
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    Today, I woke up next to a beautiful half naked brunette in my bed. 2 minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML
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    Today, I carefully approached my boyfriend from behind and put my hands on his eyes saying: “Who’s there?” he answered: “Mary? Camilla? Kate? ». Annoyed, I said « You lose; it’s your beloved one… ». After a while, he said « Oh! Amanda! ». My name is Chloe. FML
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    Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 12 (11 members and 1 guests)
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    yall have to have something to say to this.
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    Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her : my 17 year old cousin. I went to my unoccupied parents’ bedroom. My sister's baby walkie talkie was on and the whole family heard me. FML
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    Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML
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    i do! keep going i'm dying over here @ work this is awesome lol
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    Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML
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    Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction ? She vomited. FML
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    Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML
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    Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend, while a beautiful girl was looking at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want my girl to be upset, so I escaped to the bar. Later, I saw this girl kissing my girlfriend... Maybe I wasn't the one that she was looking at. FML






    I would take them both back home right then
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    Today, for the 25th time, an Indian called my cell phone asking for 'Pinkie'. I don't know who the hell Pinkie is, but I don't appreciate people calling wrong numbers while I'm having sex. FML
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    Ok you guys Im leaving for the day. Ill be back tomorrow. Just look for the thread
    FML v.2 lol If yall want me to.
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