#1 I have been on this site longer than 95% of the people posting


#2 i know julio and paul and most the other admins personally
and I care because...?

#3 i'm not crazy anymore, this is the interwebs


#4 i would do a better job than 95% of the mods you guys have
again

#5 Julio remember that time you got that flat tire like 4 years ago and me and phatboy pulled over to help? i think we were leaving nopi
WTF does that have to do with you being a mod?!

#6 paul ive known your wife since i was 16 years old
WOW! again no one cares

#7 you give me ban powers i guarantee this site will be better off
actually it be better off without you

#8 i will serve my duty as a mod again...
no

#9 I am the O.g of the O.G'S
your the most fucking ignorant of everyone

#10 GIVE ME ANOTHER SHOT...
ehhh, naa.