1. Intelligence skipped a generation in my family..

2. Let me be the dumbest I can be..

3. I believe in aliens..

4. I can't differentiate the nuance between UFO's and Alien Spacecrafts..

5. Let me flood IA with stupid threads..

6. Let me post the most random things that have nothing to do with the thread..

7. I want to join the army and be a pilot OR a officer..

8. I believe we should nuke Iraq..

9. I want to be a mod on IA and have BAN powerz..

etc... etc...

Who am I?