Quote Originally Posted by ISAtlanta300
I would:

Take 2 eggs, sugar, flour.
Put it all in her cooter and mix it up by f*cking the sh*t out of her.
Creampie (provided she's clean).

Pour all contents in a cake bowl and bake at 350F for 15 minutes

Take it out of the oven, jerk off and add the 'frosting',put a candle on it and give it to her to eat.

Happy Birthday, skank.
that sir deserves