Epic Leak

[Ran]

Ever had one of those? The kind of bathroom experience that feels better than sex and requires at least two shakes? I just took one and may have orgasmed a little. God I feel so much better.

[Revmaynard]

It's probably because you ain't getting no poonanny.

[Ran]

It's probably because you ain't getting no poonanny.

[Sammich]

IS THIS THE LIQUID OR SOLID

[Friggintitsman]

Funny you make this thread. I just had the same experience and felt like I needed to talk about it with someone.

[Ran]

Funny you make this thread. I just had the same experience and felt like I needed to talk about it with someone.

Great minds think alike I suppose.

IS THIS THE LIQUID OR SOLID

Keyword: "Leak"

If you're leaking solids, then you probably need to go to the doctor.

[Sammich]

Keyword: "Leak"

If you're leaking solids, then you probably need to go to the doctor.

KIDNEY STONES

[Friggintitsman]

Unless you have the shits and are peeing out of your butt

[Sammich]

BUT UH YES...IF I WERE TO DROP OFF A FEW COSBY'S I HAVE THE SAME FEELING...ALMOST

[Buttons]

ghost and i were coming back from Atlanta one night... and about 60 miles from Columbus is basically nothing. so no gas stations are open. and right about 40 miles til, i had to go really badly! and i'm ready to make him pull over on the side and let me pee there. but i held it. i went to the first gas station in Columbus. ahhhhh, i felt like i orgasmed three times. best experience of my life.

[Sammich]

ghost and i were coming back from Atlanta one night... and about 60 miles from Columbus is basically nothing. so no gas stations are open. and right about 40 miles til, i had to go really badly! and i'm ready to make him pull over on the side and let me pee there. but i held it. i went to the first gas station in Columbus. ahhhhh, i felt like i orgasmed three times. best experience of my life.

WHORES ACCOUNTS DONT COUNT

[BKgen®]

WHORES ACCOUNTS DONT COUNT

werd. who pressed the talk button on that bish? shut it off asap.

[Sammich]

werd. who pressed the talk button on that bish? shut it off asap.

BLOW UP THE WHOLE MACHINE...THE HOLE EVEN

[Ran]

ghost and i were coming back from Atlanta one night... and about 60 miles from Columbus is basically nothing. so no gas stations are open. and right about 40 miles til, i had to go really badly! and i'm ready to make him pull over on the side and let me pee there. but i held it. i went to the first gas station in Columbus. ahhhhh, i felt like i orgasmed three times. best experience of my life.

lololol, I've had experiences like that before. holding it sucks.

[Sammich]

lololol, I've had experiences like that before. holding it sucks.

ESPECIALLY WHEN IT SQUIRTS OUT AND U LEAK UR HANES

WAIT WHAT?

[Sport1.3]

yeah they usually happen when i drink or when i play video games. In either situation i either forget or i've somehow trained myself to hold back the mighty torrent as long as humanly possible......sometimes even cramping up trying to walk to the bathroom......then when you let loose........ Its magical.....Most times i even have to brace myself against the wall in front of me....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHH------HHHhhhh..*full body shiver*..AHH!!!

[Friggintitsman]

Sometimes you just can't piss fast enough to find relief.

[Ed]

i took an epic shit yesterday.

[Sport1.3]

Sometimes you just can't piss fast enough to find relief.

like its so much piss, its gonna tear your dick hole open....but you love every minute of it

[Friggintitsman]

i took an epic shit yesterday.

I take an epic shit almost everyday. Either I have a good diet or a large asshole.

[Ed]

I take an epic shit almost everyday. Either I have a good diet or a large asshole.

Well, i've been sick the past few days...

so i was diarrhea-ing for 30 min straight. it was awesome cause it was loud as fuck, and i wouldnt stop laughing at my farts.

[Sammich]

I take an epic shit almost everyday. Either I have a good diet or a large asshole.

WAY GAY TAMMY FAY

[Friggintitsman]

Well, i've been sick the past few days...

so i was diarrhea-ing for 30 min straight. it was awesome cause it was loud as fuck, and i wouldnt stop laughing at my farts.

I don't care how mature you are farting is always good for lulz

[Sport1.3]

I don't care how mature you are farting is always good for lulz

unless its done by a woman...in which case it is completely disgusting and uncalled for

[LizBiz]

Wow @ this thread.....

[bigdare23]

I was thinking the same thing LizBiz LOL


It was doable until Ed posted...

[Friggintitsman]

unless its done by a woman...in which case it is completely disgusting and uncalled for

My girl can let em rip like a champ.

The other day she farted on the couch while I was sitting there enjoying some ice cream. She got up and walked into the other room. I was like "WTF dude." She said "My bad I didn't realize that was going to stink."

So last night to exact my revenge we were sitting on the couch. I jumped on her head and farted in her mouth.

[bigdare23]

So last night to exact my revenge we were sitting on the couch. I jumped on her head and farted in her mouth.

[LizBiz]

It was doable until Ed posted...

LMAO I know!!!!

[Friggintitsman]

That's how I roll

[Ed]

I don't care how mature you are farting is always good for lulz

farting is funny. lol

I was thinking the same thing LizBiz LOL


It was doable until Ed posted...

i've been vomiting too. does that help?

My girl can let em rip like a champ.

The other day she farted on the couch while I was sitting there enjoying some ice cream. She got up and walked into the other room. I was like "WTF dude." She said "My bad I didn't realize that was going to stink."

So last night to exact my revenge we were sitting on the couch. I jumped on her head and farted in her mouth.

sounds like my gf's bro and his gf. they do that to each other.

i gave t3ggr a dutch oven once.

it was pretty awesome.

[bigdare23]

i've been vomiting too. does that help?

Well thank you for letting me know that your bodily organs are fucked up...

[Ed]

Well thank you for letting me know that your bodily organs are fucked up...

stomach virus ftl.

my farts smell like dead babies.

[bigdare23]

LOL

[Friggintitsman]

sounds like my gf's bro and his gf. they do that to each other.

i gave t3ggr a dutch oven once.

it was pretty awesome.

Dutch oven's are total win. I also like rippin one in the car and locking the windows. Especially when you are on a long trip.

[Ed]

Dutch oven's are total win. I also like rippin one in the car and locking the windows. Especially when you are on a long trip.

we went on a trip with her bro and gf. they are so gross. they did that a lot.

[Sammich]

we went on a trip with her bro and gf. they are so gross. they did that a lot.

EPIC LULZ

[Friggintitsman]

we went on a trip with her bro and gf. they are so gross. they did that a lot.

YES!

[Friggintitsman]

The best is farting in the couch cushion and waiting for the next asshole to sit in the seat thus setting a trap. Good way to make sure no one takes your seat.

[Friggintitsman]

I'm jam packed with manliness.