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  1. 12-30-2008, 10:12 AM #1
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    Default Holiday joke

    Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?

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    The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.

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    So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.
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  2. 12-30-2008, 10:18 AM #2
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    lol
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  3. 12-30-2008, 10:22 AM #3
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    haha reps

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  4. 12-30-2008, 10:26 AM #4
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    lolololol



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  5. 12-30-2008, 11:12 AM #5
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    good one.
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  6. 12-30-2008, 11:15 AM #6
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    it's nice your mom emails you readers digest jokes with her morning coffee.
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    Quote Originally Posted by trundog
    it's nice my mom emails you readers digest jokes with her morning coffee.
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    Yeah and she also makes me breakfast after she dresses you for school.
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  8. 12-30-2008, 12:07 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Friggintitsman
    *fixed
    Yeah and she also makes me breakfast after she dresses you for school.
    see, that doesn't even work cause she would not be emailing you while making you breakfast.

    when given the option, you should always opt for the multiple choice exams there sport.
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  9. 12-30-2008, 12:10 PM #9
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    I haven't read this before. Nice.
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  10. 12-30-2008, 12:19 PM #10
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    lol
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