Quote Originally Posted by Sport1.3
unless its done by a woman...in which case it is completely disgusting and uncalled for
My girl can let em rip like a champ.

The other day she farted on the couch while I was sitting there enjoying some ice cream. She got up and walked into the other room. I was like "WTF dude." She said "My bad I didn't realize that was going to stink."

So last night to exact my revenge we were sitting on the couch. I jumped on her head and farted in her mouth.