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  1. 12-14-2008, 05:18 PM #41
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    I'm not getting laid because it just hasn't happened.
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  2. 12-14-2008, 05:20 PM #42
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    No excuses bitches: LOL

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  3. 12-14-2008, 05:23 PM #43
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    because i got caught in a bunch of lies and shit with my gf of ~3 years... and shes pissed. lol

    see, i got a little too happy and decided it was a good idea to get it somewhere else if she wasnt in the mood or whatever. bad idea. lol
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  4. 12-14-2008, 06:44 PM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thighs
    because i got caught in a bunch of lies and shit with my gf of ~3 years... and shes pissed. lol

    see, i got a little too happy and decided it was a good idea to get it somewhere else if she wasnt in the mood or whatever. bad idea. lol
    Just end it by getting some from another chick tonight. Then be like "yeah, it wasn't so bad, before, was it? Where do we go from HERE, now? I guess you should have put out...twat."
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  5. 12-16-2008, 03:52 PM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by browningboy7
    Because apparently saying "I would rather beat off with sandpaper then fuck you again" is a bad thing?
    i almost fucking spit cheerio's clean across the room!!!! sig worthy.
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  6. 12-16-2008, 03:57 PM #46
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    My girlfriend is trying to push on the whole religion thing now. No sex before marriage and all of that. It's the only reason we got a two bedroom apartment instead of a single, so we sleep in different rooms. I know, it sucks but I'm trying my best to be supportive and tough it out.
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  7. 12-16-2008, 04:03 PM #47
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    Damn
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  8. 12-16-2008, 09:10 PM #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    My girlfriend is trying to push on the whole religion thing now. No sex before marriage and all of that. It's the only reason we got a two bedroom apartment instead of a single, so we sleep in different rooms. I know, it sucks but I'm trying my best to be supportive and tough it out.
    I'll bet you bought your car before test driving it, too, didn't you?
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  9. 12-16-2008, 09:17 PM #49
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    lmao the marines have made you funny ben lol
    now with LSD
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  10. 12-16-2008, 09:21 PM #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by JDMJAYDC2
    lmao the marines have made you funny ben lol
    You have no idea...

    You want jokes? I got jokes...

    And...this next comment, some people may take as offensive, but J, I know you'll understand why this is funny.

    My roommate...is from Jamaica.

    Need I say more?

    I'm tellin' ya, when I'm in town, we gotta meet up.
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  11. 12-16-2008, 10:38 PM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by IMPORTchic
    I'm not gettin laid b/c I am not in love?!?!


    Sucks being single sometimes for reasons as that, but I have learned my lesson from just starting to date someone and letting them get it too soon. Uggh! I was desperate! It had been wayyy too long!!


    As for you people that dont use condoms without being in a serious relationship with that person and KNOW they are clean and you are prepared for a child...You are not only brave, but dumb!! Keeping/taking care of up to 7 babies under the age of 1 a week gets to be uhh ....the best birth control EVER invented! Makes me not ever want to have sex again til I am married! haha

    Plus AIDS, HIV, HPV, etc....kinda scary to think about!!
    lolol, a waterfall with 56° water coming from a mountain fed spring is great birth control! Brrrr!
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  12. 12-17-2008, 12:53 AM #52
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    lol i heard that story
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  13. 12-17-2008, 01:09 AM #53
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    Fail.
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  14. 12-17-2008, 08:06 AM #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by osnap
    lol i heard that story
    So did I
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  15. 12-17-2008, 08:13 AM #55
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    A reason not to get laid... or lay somebody is improper landscaping down south
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  16. 12-17-2008, 08:14 AM #56
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    just never have time.

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  17. 12-17-2008, 08:59 AM #57
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    Cuz he's bein a bia bia
    My boyfriend is better than you...
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  18. 12-17-2008, 09:31 AM #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    I'll bet you bought your car before test driving it, too, didn't you?
    The Mustang, yes actually. I had already driven George's a couple times before buying mine. lol
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