THE "WHY YOU ARE NOT GETTING LAID" THREAD...

I'm not getting laid because it just hasn't happened.

No excuses bitches: LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHhe9...eature=channel

because i got caught in a bunch of lies and shit with my gf of ~3 years... and shes pissed. lol

see, i got a little too happy and decided it was a good idea to get it somewhere else if she wasnt in the mood or whatever. bad idea. lol

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Originally Posted by Thighs

because i got caught in a bunch of lies and shit with my gf of ~3 years... and shes pissed. lol

see, i got a little too happy and decided it was a good idea to get it somewhere else if she wasnt in the mood or whatever. bad idea. lol

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Just end it by getting some from another chick tonight. Then be like "yeah, it wasn't so bad, before, was it? Where do we go from HERE, now? I guess you should have put out...twat."

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Originally Posted by browningboy7

Because apparently saying "I would rather beat off with sandpaper then fuck you again" is a bad thing?

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i almost fucking spit cheerio's clean across the room!!!! :lmfao: sig worthy.

My girlfriend is trying to push on the whole religion thing now. No sex before marriage and all of that. It's the only reason we got a two bedroom apartment instead of a single, so we sleep in different rooms. I know, it sucks but I'm trying my best to be supportive and tough it out. :(

Damn :(

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Originally Posted by Ran

My girlfriend is trying to push on the whole religion thing now. No sex before marriage and all of that. It's the only reason we got a two bedroom apartment instead of a single, so we sleep in different rooms. I know, it sucks but I'm trying my best to be supportive and tough it out. :(

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I'll bet you bought your car before test driving it, too, didn't you?

lmao the marines have made you funny ben lol

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Originally Posted by JDMJAYDC2

lmao the marines have made you funny ben lol

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You have no idea...

You want jokes? I got jokes...

And...this next comment, some people may take as offensive, but J, I know you'll understand why this is funny.

My roommate...is from Jamaica.

Need I say more?

I'm tellin' ya, when I'm in town, we gotta meet up.

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Originally Posted by IMPORTchic

I'm not gettin laid b/c I am not in love?!?! :cry:


Sucks being single sometimes for reasons as that, but I have learned my lesson from just starting to date someone and letting them get it too soon. Uggh! I was desperate! It had been wayyy too long!! :lmfao:


As for you people that dont use condoms without being in a serious relationship with that person and KNOW they are clean and you are prepared for a child...You are not only brave, but dumb!! Keeping/taking care of up to 7 babies under the age of 1 a week gets to be uhh :eek: ....the best birth control EVER invented! Makes me not ever want to have sex again til I am married! haha:goodjob:

Plus AIDS, HIV, HPV, etc....kinda scary to think about!! :cry:

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lolol, a waterfall with 56° water coming from a mountain fed spring is great birth control! Brrrr! :doh:

lol i heard that story :lmfao:

Fail.

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Originally Posted by osnap

lol i heard that story :lmfao:

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So did I :lmfao:

A reason not to get laid... or lay somebody is improper landscaping down south

just never have time.

Cuz he's bein a bia bia :ninja:

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Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9

I'll bet you bought your car before test driving it, too, didn't you?

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The Mustang, yes actually. I had already driven George's a couple times before buying mine. lol