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  1. 12-13-2008, 09:53 AM #1
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    Default THE "WHY YOU ARE NOT GETTING LAID" THREAD...

    LOL.

    I'm gonna update this as things come to me... if you got more, feel free to add. This 1st one came to mind after walking into my homeboys bedroom yesterday to look at something he pulled up on the net.

    FAMILY PHOTOS ARE GREAT --- but that's what the FAMILY room is for. LOL. I know you love your nieces/nephews/dad/mom/grandmom --- but no woman wants to pop your dick outta her mouth then look up on the wall and see Grandpa Earl lookin' at her. LMAO!!! HINT: The only pics in the bedroom should be pics of people that sleep in that room. LOL.

    Happy hunting - :boobies: :idb:


    More to come...
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    I have few picture of my loved ones at the bedroom. I still get laid.
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    I didn't get laid last night cause I didn't have a condom. WTF.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LS2_KID
    I didn't get laid last night cause I didn't have a condom. WTF.
    Condom? What's that?
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    Condom? What's that?
    Shit, Idk, so I just rolled over and went to sleep. Then woke up alone
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    Quote Originally Posted by LS2_KID
    I didn't get laid last night cause I didn't have a condom. WTF.
    if i dont have a condom, i'll just use a walmart bag...
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    To add to it-

    Reason #2- You TRY too hard.
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    cause i get too drunk to remember how to speak english. i did dance a bit last night, im sure that was pretty entertaining.
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    the reason i'm not gettin some right now is cause she's not here....
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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    the reason i'm not gettin some right now is cause she's not here....
    lol you mean she hasnt been born yet?

    you pedo
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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    the reason i'm not gettin some right now is cause AUTUMN's not here....

    now with LSD
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    I didn't get laid last night, because my buddies were being major cockblocks at the Ga Theatre. I was studying 3 different chicks, and those fuckers......ugh. Blah blah blah but I made it rain at the strip club later on
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_0_Rusty
    I didn't get laid last night, because my buddies were being major cockblocks at the Ga Theatre. I was studying 3 different chicks, and those fuckers......ugh. Blah blah blah but I made it rain at the strip club later on
    Find new friends that gets pussy. jk.
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    I don't use condoms.
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    ^ brave man
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    I'm not getting laid because I just had a baby a little less than 2 weeks ago... doctor's orders. Sorry Honey!!!
    Everyone dies, not everyone lives...

    "Easy" is an adjective used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
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    ^^ That's no excuse. Wuss.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    ^^ That's no excuse. Wuss.
    Lol... give me a break!
    Everyone dies, not everyone lives...

    "Easy" is an adjective used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
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    Ok ---- I'll give you 3 more hours to rest. But after that I'ma need you to get back on this horse.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    I'm not gettin laid b/c I am not in love?!?!


    Sucks being single sometimes for reasons as that, but I have learned my lesson from just starting to date someone and letting them get it too soon. Uggh! I was desperate! It had been wayyy too long!!


    As for you people that dont use condoms without being in a serious relationship with that person and KNOW they are clean and you are prepared for a child...You are not only brave, but dumb!! Keeping/taking care of up to 7 babies under the age of 1 a week gets to be uhh ....the best birth control EVER invented! Makes me not ever want to have sex again til I am married! haha

    Plus AIDS, HIV, HPV, etc....kinda scary to think about!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by IMPORTchic
    I'm not gettin laid b/c I am not in love?!?!


    Sucks being single sometimes for reasons as that, but I have learned my lesson from just starting to date someone and letting them get it too soon. Uggh! I was desperate! It had been wayyy too long!!


    As for you people that dont use condoms without being in a serious relationship with that person and KNOW they are clean and you are prepared for a child...You are not only brave, but dumb!! Keeping/taking care of up to 7 babies under the age of 1 a week gets to be uhh ....the best birth control EVER invented! Makes me not ever want to have sex again til I am married! haha

    Plus AIDS, HIV, HPV, etc....kinda scary to think about!!
    I was just kidding about the no condom thing.... lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by IMPORTchic
    I'm not gettin laid b/c I am not in love?!?!


    Sucks being single sometimes for reasons as that, but I have learned my lesson from just starting to date someone and letting them get it too soon. Uggh! I was desperate! It had been wayyy too long!!


    As for you people that dont use condoms without being in a serious relationship with that person and KNOW they are clean and you are prepared for a child...You are not only brave, but dumb!! Keeping/taking care of up to 7 babies under the age of 1 a week gets to be uhh ....the best birth control EVER invented! Makes me not ever want to have sex again til I am married! haha

    Plus AIDS, HIV, HPV, etc....kinda scary to think about!!
    lolol, a waterfall with 56° water coming from a mountain fed spring is great birth control! Brrrr!
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    because im married...
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    ^^^ LMAO!!!!
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    I fell asleep. I think I got laid while asleep and dont remember.

    Every since i bought a tempurpedic, I fall asleep as soon as I get on it....
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    my friends make a girl not even want to talk to me let alone go any further than that...

    Katt Wiliams is right your friends are your worst haters. At least mine are...
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    im not getting laid cuse my wife wont let me cuse she just gave birth 2 weeks ago and the doc said no sex for 6 weeks... please feel sorry for me.

    yea, she is princess12
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    Quote Originally Posted by rickgiblin
    im not getting laid cuse my wife wont let me cuse she just gave birth 2 weeks ago and the doc said no sex for 6 weeks... please feel sorry for me.

    yea, she is princess12
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    ^^^ No no no.... I told her to suck it up and that she has 3 hours to stop being a wuss and get back on the horse. That was WELL over 3 hours ago. I hooked it up for you homey --- so go handle that.
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    Because apparently saying "I would rather beat off with sandpaper then fuck you again" is a bad thing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by browningboy7
    Because apparently saying "I would rather beat off with sandpaper then fuck you again" is a bad thing?
    i almost fucking spit cheerio's clean across the room!!!! sig worthy.
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    well... i dunno... ftl.... but i got a new siberian husky puppy lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by §treet_§peed
    well... i dunno... ftl.... but i got a new siberian husky puppy lol
    huskies are amazing dogs! i miss mine
    BUUUUUUUUUUTTTT, im not getting any cuz i LEFT MY FVCKING PHONE ON TOP OF MY CAR!

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    Because she got drank too much and got sick, fuck my life.
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    because i left my phone at my girls house one day and it rang a couple of times to say the least.....
    now with LSD
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    because i am a bitch..........idk
    but thats why im bitchy!!!!
    its a viscous circle
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    cause girls arent attracted to me? Don't know the reason.



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    ^^ I call bullshit. Men as an organization are getting more women than any other organization on the planet - LOL. Walk through the mall, you will see the ugliest dumbest guys who find some1 equally dumb/ugly and they make it work. You need to APPLY YOURSELF SMOKEY!!! :idb: LOL
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    Cuz I'm TRYING to be a good, faithful boyfriend (for once in my life) but MY tang is back home in Georgia. And OMG the girls out here are OH so fine!

    I'm stuck getting mine about once a month until I break it off...or...hey, wait a minute. Hey, guys, I got 100$ if you can sleep with my girl and prove it. Then I can make HER look like the bad guy! Then it's up to me whenever I wanna take her back. BRILLIANT!

    100$ to the next man! I'd rather pay you 100 once than 100/month for these movies! Her number is...

    ...naw, just playin'. But this shit SUCKS, man!
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    My reasons are im stucko on the other side of the globe of a shitty FOB. 40 more days left till im back in GA.
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