Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
Girlfriend:

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and looking for a girl with big tits.
baby j, i just literally read that outloud to 13 people in this room and we all laughed so hard.


okay, real talk... i dont know why everyones downing ryan on his relationship... i personally am a firm believer of love and when the shit passes you up then it sucks. but to those who have been in love, or felt love... are very lucky. not everyone is lucky enough to have felt the fire in love. personally i dont think ryans girlfriend is hott... but then again i think all of my girlfriends have been and he may not see it that way haha. all through middle school and highschool i was on and off with the same girl. that shit was never going to last haha.

happy thanksgiving.