The One only exists within the Matrix. You may be happy now but you'll soon experience the bitching, the nagging, the questioning, the internet stalking, the stealing of your PS3, the burning of your crotch, the burning of your house, the shooting of your lama, the slapping of your pastor, the questioning of the midget in your closet, the kicking of children down stairs & blaming it on you...if I seen it once I've seen it a thousand times! Women are all the same! I could go on but I'm sure I'm being watched right now