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11-10-2008, 01:11 PM
Tiff-O-Bitties

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Originally Posted by DrivenMind

Look here girlie's. Any real man knows that the big win comes from what you can do with your mouth, and hands. Being able to do something with your dick is a plus, but unless a mans dick has hinges in it, it can't do little circles around ye old g spot.

I agree for the most part...

I just think some men need to take human anatomy and learn all the "good" and "bad" spots of a woman's body...
11-10-2008, 01:12 PM
Sammich

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Originally Posted by Cav-E-R

I agree for the most part...

I just think some men need to take human anatomy and learn all the "good" and "bad" spots of a woman's body...

tiff..i'm awaiting your PM to give me some more pointers...:ninja:
11-10-2008, 04:46 PM
DieselNuts

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Originally Posted by Cav-E-R

I rest my case about men pleasing women.:yes:

Men = 0
Tiff = +1

Sheeeiiiittt, you cant put me in that category. I'll make my girl squirt all over the place multiple times before I get mine. I've said it before, as long as she gets hers, Im happy. Of course I want to get mine, but if she doesnt get hers, I might as well be beating off...
11-10-2008, 04:50 PM
Tiff-O-Bitties

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Originally Posted by DieselNuts

Sheeeiiiittt, you cant put me in that category. I'll make my girl squirt all over the place multiple times before I get mine. I've said it before, as long as she gets hers, Im happy. Of course I want to get mine, but if she doesnt get hers, I might as well be beating off...

Good for you.:cheers:
11-10-2008, 04:51 PM
Sammich

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Originally Posted by DieselNuts

Sheeeiiiittt, you cant put me in that category. I'll make my girl squirt all over the place multiple times before I get mine. I've said it before, as long as she gets hers, Im happy. Of course I want to get mine, but if she doesnt get hers, I might as well be beating off...

i kinda agree..but after times of getting her off and me being punked...i always made sure i got mine
11-10-2008, 04:53 PM
Tiff-O-Bitties

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Originally Posted by Sammich

i kinda agree..but after times of getting her off and me being punked...i always made sure i got mine

No means NO!! Not No means MO!! Get it right, son!:lmfao:
11-10-2008, 04:54 PM
Sammich

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Originally Posted by Cav-E-R

No means NO!! Not No means MO!! Get it right, son!:lmfao:

eff that:lmfao:
11-10-2008, 04:57 PM
DieselNuts

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Originally Posted by Sammich

i kinda agree..but after times of getting her off and me being punked...i always made sure i got mine

I feel ya on that, but I can count on one hand how many times that has happened & I lost my virginity 10 years ago, so I'd say thats a pretty good record :goodjob:
11-10-2008, 04:57 PM
Sammich

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Originally Posted by DieselNuts

I feel ya on that, but I can count on one hand how many times that has happened & I lost my virginity 10 years ago, so I'd say thats a pretty good record :goodjob:

WHILE I TOTALLY AGREE...I STILL SAY..FUCK THAT..IM GETTIN ME:lmfao:
11-10-2008, 05:00 PM
DieselNuts

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Originally Posted by Sammich

WHILE I TOTALLY AGREE...I STILL SAY..FUCK THAT..IM GETTIN ME:lmfao:

lol, no doubt. 1 time is too many :cheers:
11-10-2008, 05:06 PM
Sammich

indeedy
11-10-2008, 05:47 PM
Ran

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Originally Posted by hotshot

does placing my meat mallet in her dookie chute sound better?

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
11-10-2008, 07:14 PM
Friggintitsman

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Originally Posted by Cav-E-R

That wasn't sexist - AT ALL.:gay:

If more men would worry about pleasing women enough in the bedroom - we wouldn't be at the club or the mall... :goodjob:

Trust me I'm all bidness in bedroom.
11-10-2008, 07:21 PM
alpine_aw11

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Originally Posted by Friggintitsman

Trust me I'm all bidness in bedroom.

x2. Although us men all love ejaculating, it wouldn't be nearly as good if the lady friend wasn't enjoying it.
11-10-2008, 07:40 PM
Friggintitsman

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Originally Posted by DrivenMind

it's not polite to stereotype seriously. But pretending to be sexist is fun on the interwebs.

Trooest story eva told
11-10-2008, 07:44 PM
Friggintitsman

List of reasons I know I'm great in bed.

-Growing up after plowing a chick I would always be banging her friends afterward and not because I pursued them.
-I was trained by lesbians
-I'm and Aries

Unfortunately for you ladies I'm taken.
11-10-2008, 07:48 PM
PhatbacK

hahahah now this thread has taken a turn for bein freakin halarious.....the classic battle of the sexes
11-10-2008, 07:52 PM
Buttons

I'm a scorpio. I win.

Scorpio woman > Aries man.
11-10-2008, 07:53 PM
Friggintitsman

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Originally Posted by PhatbacK

hahahah now this thread has taken a turn for bein freakin halarious.....the classic battle of the sexes

*pulls out balls* FTW
11-10-2008, 08:47 PM
PhatbacK

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Originally Posted by Friggintitsman

*pulls out balls* FTW

awww how cute! i can hang those little guys from my rear view mirror!! that way they can seem bigger than they appear :D
11-10-2008, 10:21 PM
DrivenMind

True Story.

I too was trained by a lesbian. It's been said by some of teh hottest bishes ever to walk the earth that if a man can still be a man but make love like a woman, he posses all that is needed to score teh epic win.
11-10-2008, 10:24 PM
alpine_aw11

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Originally Posted by DrivenMind

True Story.

I too was trained by a lesbian. It's been said by some of teh hottest bishes ever to walk the earth that if a man can still be a man but make love like a woman, he posses all that is needed to score teh epic win.

hmmmmmmmm.....

Might have to talk to my lesbian friend tomorrow. She's one of those rare attractive ones.
11-10-2008, 10:26 PM
DrivenMind

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I'll post a pic of her ass...
11-10-2008, 10:26 PM
alpine_aw11

OMFG IVE NEVER SEEN A GIRLS ASS BEFORE

srsly
11-10-2008, 10:27 PM
DrivenMind

come on. Everyone loves latin ass.
11-10-2008, 10:28 PM
alpine_aw11

Half phillipino/white is my favorite. Or at least it's been working out for me.
11-10-2008, 10:32 PM
DrivenMind

That does sound good, but I don't do Pacific Islanders anymore. Met to many crazy Asian women.
11-10-2008, 10:33 PM
alpine_aw11

Her mom is bat shit crazy, but not mean crazy. Just drunk and crazy. Mine is cool.
11-10-2008, 11:23 PM
Jimmy B

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Originally Posted by Autumn

I'm a scorpio. I win.

Scorpio woman > Aries man.

SOOOOO not true...

Aries man= everythign else fail
11-11-2008, 09:45 AM
Tiff-O-Bitties

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Originally Posted by PhatbacK

awww how cute! i can hang those little guys from my rear view mirror!! that way they can seem bigger than they appear :D

:lmfao: Kali, You crack me up!!
11-11-2008, 10:17 AM
Friggintitsman

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Originally Posted by PhatbacK

awww how cute! i can hang those little guys from my rear view mirror!! that way they can seem bigger than they appear :D

If by rear view mirror you mean you're upper lip then I'm sure they will seem bigger than they appear.
11-11-2008, 10:18 AM
Friggintitsman

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Originally Posted by Jimmy B

SOOOOO not true...

Aries man= everythign else fail

*high five*
Aries FTMFW
11-11-2008, 10:19 AM
BKgen®

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Originally Posted by PhatbacK

awww how cute! i can hang those little guys from my rear view mirror!! that way they can seem bigger than they appear :D

those would be your side mirrors, genius.

valiant attempt at humor, but alas -- you fail.
11-11-2008, 10:20 AM
Friggintitsman

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Originally Posted by GKtib®

those would be your side mirrors, genius.

valiant attempt at humor, but alas -- you fail.

Technical PWNT

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