My girlfriend is on the rag again

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11-08-2008, 04:15 PM
alpine_aw11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Friggintitsman

Getting better every day. My gf's asshole on the other hand.

anal expansion FTMFW
11-08-2008, 04:20 PM
tat2darmygrl

This thread cracks me up!!!!
11-08-2008, 09:26 PM
PhatbacK

Quote:

Originally Posted by Friggintitsman

And chicks wonder why they can't keep a man.

If more women worried more about he kitchen and the bedroom rather than the club and the mall the world would be a better place.

why is that in reference to me?
11-08-2008, 09:27 PM
PhatbacK

cause if it is.... then ill kick your ass and then have you make me a sandwich
11-08-2008, 09:32 PM
Civic Minded

This is hotshot. I say it pertains to u. Why isn't you're ricer ass at Barrett?
11-08-2008, 09:38 PM
PhatbacK

then im gunna kick ass.

ricer ass? no thanks. why do i need to be on barrett? doing the barrett 500?
11-08-2008, 09:41 PM
Civic Minded

Cause it's boring without you
11-09-2008, 09:45 AM
Friggintitsman

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhatbacK

why is that in reference to me?

Hell I don't know.... I already forgot what the original post was.
11-09-2008, 09:50 AM
Tracy

Serious Question. Will she keep the tampon in or not? :thinking:
11-09-2008, 09:51 AM
DrivenMind

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tracy

Serious Question. Will she keep the tampon in or not? :thinking:

I hope not. Dude needs to earn his wings.

lolerblades.
11-09-2008, 09:53 AM
Tracy

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrivenMind

I hope not. Dude needs to earn his wings.

lolerblades.

You earn red wings from the bleeding cooter....if you want them to count that is.
11-09-2008, 09:59 AM
87 Turbo II

This thread is full of win.
11-09-2008, 10:46 AM
Friggintitsman

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrivenMind

I hope not. Dude needs to earn his wings.

lolerblades.

I been had my wings. For almost 15 years now. That's how I roll.
11-09-2008, 11:24 AM
.blank cd

Ive got a bunch of redwings. i actually flew on the red airlines the other night
11-09-2008, 02:24 PM
0p7!mu5

oh gawd that is disgusting as fuck.. the only red i want on my upper lip is koolaide.. btw have fun cleaning her colon!
11-09-2008, 03:14 PM
Brown Man

this is too funny
11-09-2008, 03:53 PM
savincent

^ x2

I'm jealous though. Congrats! :D
11-09-2008, 06:09 PM
DrivenMind

Quote:

Originally Posted by Friggintitsman

I been had my wings. For almost 15 years now. That's how I roll.

laul

Nothing quite beats that good of fashioned taste of iron.

Later, QD
11-09-2008, 06:19 PM
cr0m3kid

this tread just keeps getting better...
11-09-2008, 07:10 PM
Friggintitsman

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrivenMind

laul

Nothing quite beats that good of fashioned taste of iron.

Later, QD

I like to floss with the tampon strings..... while they're still in.
11-09-2008, 08:00 PM
DrivenMind

Shit yea man, thats the ONLY way to do it.

I force my woman to wipe with the inside of my pillowcase.

Then I put it back on my pillow.
The smell reminds me that she's close.
11-09-2008, 08:15 PM
.blank cd

ok, im not gonna go that far
11-09-2008, 09:58 PM
DrivenMind

haha... just tryin to one up ya man.
11-09-2008, 10:02 PM
.blank cd

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrivenMind

haha... just tryin to one up ya man.

oh

:cheers:
11-10-2008, 07:35 AM
Kevykev

Lot of laughs in here,then Tracy added an element.
11-10-2008, 08:31 AM
Friggintitsman

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrivenMind

Shit yea man, thats the ONLY way to do it.

I force my woman to wipe with the inside of my pillowcase.

Then I put it back on my pillow.
The smell reminds me that she's close.

Sometimes between cycles I miss the scent of blood so much I will kick her right in the cunt to induce bleeding again.
11-10-2008, 08:51 AM
Friggintitsman

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2007/09/0...ood-poster.jpg
11-10-2008, 09:00 AM
Sammich

Quote:

Originally Posted by Friggintitsman

lol now that's quality.

:lmao::lmao::lmao:
11-10-2008, 10:36 AM
civic95

There are way better options for these few days of the month than having your dick smell like shit. It's called a blowjob!

Personally I look forward to blowjob week! :goodjob:
11-10-2008, 10:39 AM
Sammich

Quote:

Originally Posted by civic95

There are way better options for these few days of the month than having your dick smell like shit. It's called a blowjob!

Personally I look forward to blowjob week! :goodjob:

me too..ur girl is just awesome son:ninja:
11-10-2008, 11:08 AM
Tiff-O-Bitties

Quote:

Originally Posted by Friggintitsman

And chicks wonder why they can't keep a man.

If more women worried more about he kitchen and the bedroom rather than the club and the mall the world would be a better place.

That wasn't sexist - AT ALL.:gay:

If more men would worry about pleasing women enough in the bedroom - we wouldn't be at the club or the mall... :goodjob:
11-10-2008, 11:11 AM
Red_Phoenix

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cav-E-R

That wasn't sexist - AT ALL.:gay:

If more men would worry about pleasing women enough in the bedroom - we wouldn't be at the club or the mall... :goodjob:

Reps!!:lmfao:
11-10-2008, 11:14 AM
Buttons

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cav-E-R

That wasn't sexist - AT ALL.:gay:

If more men would worry about pleasing women enough in the bedroom - we wouldn't be at the club or the mall... :goodjob:

x muthafuckn twoooo
11-10-2008, 11:15 AM
Jimmy B

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cav-E-R

That wasn't sexist - AT ALL.:gay:

If more men would worry about pleasing women enough in the bedroom - we wouldn't be at the club or the mall... :goodjob:

HA +11 TIFF
11-10-2008, 11:21 AM
Sammich

tiff wildin out lolz
11-10-2008, 11:27 AM
Tiff-O-Bitties

No, I'm just speaking the truth...

If we had a reason to WANT to be in the bedroom, then we'd actually BE in the bedroom... since most men have no clue HOW to please a woman or even care TO please a woman then we have better shit to do besides cooking, cleaning and getting fucked in an unpleasurable manner...
11-10-2008, 11:28 AM
Sammich

*my wife dont do teh club or the mall*

PS i gota bang my wife tonight cuz i was waaaaaaaaay too sleepy from the trip last night :D
11-10-2008, 11:29 AM
Red_Phoenix

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cav-E-R

No, I'm just speaking the truth...

If we had a reason to WANT to be in the bedroom, then we'd actually BE in the bedroom... since most men have no clue how to please a woman or even care to please a woman then we have better shit to do...

:super: :bowdown:
11-10-2008, 11:30 AM
DrivenMind

You could always just get one of those girls who's so huge she can't leave the bedroom.

That'd be reason enough for her to want to be in it.
11-10-2008, 11:34 AM
Tracy

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Originally Posted by Kevykev

Lot of laughs in here,then Tracy added an element.

I always add an element...of some kind :crazy:

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