My girlfriend is on the rag again

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11-10-2008, 11:35 AM
Buttons

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Originally Posted by Cav-E-R

No, I'm just speaking the truth...

If we had a reason to WANT to be in the bedroom, then we'd actually BE in the bedroom... since most men have no clue HOW to please a woman or even care TO please a woman then we have better shit to do besides cooking, cleaning and getting fucked in an unpleasurable manner...

i love you. :bump:

i think it's the truth... men just won't accept their own flaws.
11-10-2008, 11:35 AM
Buttons

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Originally Posted by DrivenMind

You could always just get one of those girls who's so huge she can't leave the bedroom.

That'd be reason enough for her to want to be in it.

the way she talking about being in the bedroom.... i think you can think of a way for your fat woman to burn some calories.
11-10-2008, 11:36 AM
DrivenMind

it's not polite to stereotype seriously. But pretending to be sexist is fun on the interwebs.
11-10-2008, 11:37 AM
DrivenMind

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Originally Posted by Autumn

the way she talking about being in the bedroom.... i think you can think of a way for your fat woman to burn some calories.

Oh course I can...

Hang some food above her bed.
:ninja:
11-10-2008, 11:38 AM
Buttons

haha, cuz of course that would work.
11-10-2008, 11:39 AM
Tiff-O-Bitties

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrivenMind

it's not polite to stereotype seriously. But pretending to be sexist is fun on the interwebs.

Pretending to be sexist is fun - but stupidity is unacceptable. /story.
11-10-2008, 11:39 AM
Maniacc

I will never have sex with a girl that's on the rag again.

It gets too dirty. And I learned my lesson. Of course it had to be the hard way but that's how I like it. Hard with lots of girth.
11-10-2008, 11:40 AM
DrivenMind

Lets keep the serious business to a minimum this early in the day.
11-10-2008, 11:41 AM
Tiff-O-Bitties

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Originally Posted by Maniacurabus06

I will never have sex with a girl that's on the rag again.

It gets too dirty. And I learned my lesson. Of course it had to be the hard way but that's how I like it. Hard with lots of girth.

You know what... it's really not all that bad.. If it's heavy it can be a bit messy - but that's why I always suggest the shower! :idb:
11-10-2008, 11:41 AM
Sammich

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Originally Posted by Maniacurabus06

I will never have sex with a girl that's on the rag again.

I MAY BE MISTAKEN..BUT..U TOLD ME THE ONLY CHICK U'D BANG WAS IF SHE WAS ON A RAG...U SAID IT WAS UR FETISH..THAT WAS ON AIM THOUGH:sicks:
11-10-2008, 11:42 AM
Maniacc

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Originally Posted by Cav-E-R

You know what... it's really not all that bad.. If it's heavy it can be a bit messy - but that's why I always suggest the shower! :idb:

Haha, only reason why I did it was because it was her last day in GA.

And I had to gets mine.
11-10-2008, 11:42 AM
DrivenMind

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maniacurabus06

I will never have sex with a girl that's on the rag again.

It gets too dirty. And I learned my lesson. Of course it had to be the hard way but that's how I like it. Hard with lots of girth.

I've only had the experience a few times, but a guy I knew was constantly laying down towels on his bed so he could hook up with his girl on her period. The rest of us thought it was funny. Weird. But funny.
11-10-2008, 11:42 AM
Tiff-O-Bitties

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Originally Posted by DrivenMind

Lets keep the serious business to a minimum this early in the day.

EARLY!? Where do you live, California?! :lmfao: It's 11:43!!! I've been up since 5!
11-10-2008, 11:43 AM
Maniacc

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Originally Posted by Sammich

I MAY BE MISTAKEN..BUT..U TOLD ME THE ONLY CHICK U'D BANG WAS IF SHE WAS ON A RAG...U SAID IT WAS UR FETISH..THAT WAS ON AIM THOUGH:sicks:

By rag I meant scat pron.

That's the only thing that'll keep me going for hours.
11-10-2008, 11:43 AM
Buttons

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maniacurabus06

I will never have sex with a girl that's on the rag again.

It gets too dirty. And I learned my lesson. Of course it had to be the hard way but that's how I like it. Hard with lots of girth.

who you kidding alex? you know you have a baby dick.
11-10-2008, 11:43 AM
Tiff-O-Bitties

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Originally Posted by Maniacurabus06

And I had to gets mine.

I rest my case about men pleasing women.:yes:

Men = 0
Tiff = +1
11-10-2008, 11:44 AM
Sammich

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Originally Posted by Maniacurabus06

By rag I meant scat pron.

That's the only thing that'll keep me going for hours.

LOL
11-10-2008, 11:44 AM
Buttons

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cav-E-R

You know what... it's really not all that bad.. If it's heavy it can be a bit messy - but that's why I always suggest the shower! :idb:

water hurts.
11-10-2008, 11:45 AM
Maniacc

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Originally Posted by DrivenMind

I've only had the experience a few times, but a guy I knew was constantly laying down towels on his bed so he could hook up with his girl on her period. The rest of us thought it was funny. Weird. But funny.

When I told my friends a few gave me props but others were all like, 'ewww dude, you're fucking gross!' I mean, is it really that bad? I had fun, til it got dirty atleast then it reached an epic level.
11-10-2008, 11:45 AM
Tiff-O-Bitties

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Originally Posted by Autumn

who you kidding alex? you know you have a baby dick.

:eek:

:lmfao:
11-10-2008, 11:45 AM
Tiff-O-Bitties

Quote:

Originally Posted by Autumn

water hurts.

Then you aren't doing it right... Shower time ftw!
11-10-2008, 11:46 AM
Maniacc

Quote:

Originally Posted by Autumn

who you kidding alex? you know you have a baby dick.

I know I do. Which is why I like mine hard with lots of girth. Mosta cocks is what I like to call 'em.
11-10-2008, 11:48 AM
DrivenMind

lol @ the term "baby dick"
11-10-2008, 11:48 AM
Maniacc

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cav-E-R

I rest my case about men pleasing women.:yes:

Men = 0
Tiff = +1

I hope you don't think I'm trying to seem like some expert fuck-machine but everytime we fucked she would cum atleast 3 times. I would be the only that either busted one huge load or ended up driving home unsatisfied. But, that was her last day here so I had to get some one last time.
11-10-2008, 11:49 AM
Buttons

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Originally Posted by Cav-E-R

Then you aren't doing it right... Shower time ftw!

you mean he's not doing it right?

... i guess water never really got me jollies off. to me, it dries it out and creates too much friction.
11-10-2008, 11:50 AM
Buttons

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Originally Posted by Maniacurabus06

I know I do. Which is why I like mine hard with lots of girth. Mosta cocks is what I like to call 'em.

so from what i'm getting from this, is that you have a choad?
11-10-2008, 11:51 AM
Sammich

I MAKE SURE SHE GETS 2 BEFORE THE SITUATION IS DONE..UNLESS SHE FURIOUSLY EXCITES ME AND I JUST CNT HOLD IT ANYMOOOOOOOOO LOL

BUT IM READY TO GO IN 5MINS LOL
11-10-2008, 11:51 AM
DrivenMind

Look here girlie's. Any real man knows that the big win comes from what you can do with your mouth, and hands. Being able to do something with your dick is a plus, but unless a mans dick has hinges in it, it can't do little circles around ye old g spot.
11-10-2008, 11:52 AM
Maniacc

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Originally Posted by Autumn

so from what i'm getting from this, is that you have a choad?

So from what I'm getting from this, is that you have some fat that you need to get rid of if fucking in the shower creates a lot of friction.
11-10-2008, 11:53 AM
Buttons

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Originally Posted by Maniacurabus06

So from what I'm getting from this, is that you have some fat that you need to get rid of if fucking in the shower creates a lot of friction.

i'm talking about in twat friction... not on my body. jeez.

edit... can you not fucking read?

i said it dries "it" out and causes to much friction.

damn
11-10-2008, 11:54 AM
Maniacc

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Originally Posted by Autumn

i'm talking about in twat friction... not on my body. jeez.

Liar.

You were talking about your body rolls. Admit it.
11-10-2008, 11:55 AM
Buttons

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Originally Posted by Maniacurabus06

Liar.

You were talking about your body rolls. Admit it.

i just added more to my last post. read again.

i'm probably skinnier than all the girls you've fucked.
11-10-2008, 11:55 AM
DrivenMind

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Originally Posted by Maniacurabus06

Liar.

You were talking about your body rolls. Admit it.

laulerblades
11-10-2008, 11:57 AM
Maniacc

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Originally Posted by Autumn

i just added more to my last post. read again.

i'm probably skinnier than all the girls you've fucked.

Ask me if I give a fuck.

And you're right. I like a chick with a little bit of extra fat, that way I can play with those huge melon size tits and stretch marked ass. Why do you think I make fun of fat chicks on IA? I'm spitting game, son.
11-10-2008, 12:01 PM
Sammich

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maniacurabus06

Ask me if I give a fuck.

And you're right. I like a chick with a little bit of extra fat, that way I can play with those huge melon size tits and stretch marked ass. Why do you think I make fun of fat chicks on IA? I'm spitting game, son.

SPIT YO GAME TALK YO SHIT
11-10-2008, 12:11 PM
Buttons

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maniacurabus06

Ask me if I give a fuck.

And you're right. I like a chick with a little bit of extra fat, that way I can play with those huge melon size tits and stretch marked ass. Why do you think I make fun of fat chicks on IA? I'm spitting game, son.

haha, i mean there is a difference between plain ole fat bitches and some thick bitches.... but if you like them fat bitches, more power to ya. they need love too.
11-10-2008, 12:13 PM
Maniacc

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Originally Posted by Autumn

haha, i mean there is a difference between plain ole fat bitches and some thick bitches.... but if you like them fat bitches, more power to ya. they need love too.

But they must pay.
11-10-2008, 12:25 PM
Buttons

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Originally Posted by Maniacurabus06

But they must pay.

you make the fat bitches pay? how wrong... :no: they need that money for some jenny craig.
11-10-2008, 12:27 PM
Sammich

$2..thats alex's charge
11-10-2008, 01:09 PM
Tiff-O-Bitties

Alright ladies.. enough bickering...

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