Would you be Bill Gates' bitch for a $1,000,000,000

**Me86Rob** · 11-05-2008, 03:24 PM

One of the severs at my work asked me this yesterday, and i didnt know what to say. so here is the question. Bill Gates says he will give yoa a billion bucks to be his bitch for 24hrs. ppl would have to know about it. but you get a tax free billion big ones. what would you do?

**j0nbunklah0m** · 11-05-2008, 03:25 PM

define bitch lol

**Ran** · 11-05-2008, 03:25 PM

Change my name to Natalie for 24hrs.

**Me86Rob** · 11-05-2008, 03:27 PM

Originally Posted by j0nbunklah0m

define bitch lol

if he wants to put you in a skirt and piitb, you have to do it

**Ran** · 11-05-2008, 03:31 PM

For one billion dollars? Sorry, but one billion covers the price of dignity fairly well. lol

**4dmin** · 11-05-2008, 03:31 PM

dude 1 BILLION dollars buys alot of mouthwash, name change, plastic surgery, etc...

end of the day i would be a billionaire and everyone else i know would be poor

ps. you should of lowered it to like 1 or 10 million

**Killer** · 11-05-2008, 03:32 PM

for a billion.......... YES...

No homo.............. i could pay to have anyone that laughed about it killed with that money... lol plus everything else i wanted...

i don't care who you are... YOU'D DO IT!!! if you say you wouldn't... you're homophobic and are just worried about what people on the internet would say about you...

**Killer** · 11-05-2008, 03:33 PM

Originally Posted by admin

dude 1 BILLION dollars buys alot of mouthwash, name change, plastic surgery, etc...

end of the day i would be a billionaire and everyone else i know would be poor

ps. you should of lowered it to like 1 or 10 million

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Me86Rob** · 11-05-2008, 03:41 PM

lolololol

**man** · 11-05-2008, 03:43 PM

No, I'm good. Not really money crazy

**Killer** · 11-05-2008, 03:44 PM

Originally Posted by fcman

No, I'm good. Not really money crazy

BULLSHIT!

**Ran** · 11-05-2008, 03:49 PM

Originally Posted by fcman

No, I'm good. Not really money crazy

You don't have to be money crazy to take one billion dollars for one day's "work". lol

**Alan®** · 11-05-2008, 03:49 PM

Fuck I'd do it. That kind of money would buy you the best non disclosure agreement on the planet and no one would ever know. And then if he ever did tell I could have him kill and have Johnny Cochran revived from the dead to have me acquited and still have enough money left over to do whatever the fuck I wanted for the rest of my life.

**Me86Rob** · 11-05-2008, 03:57 PM

Originally Posted by redGT

Fuck I'd do it. That kind of money would buy you the best non disclosure agreement on the planet and no one would ever know. And then if he ever did tell I could have him kill and have Johnny Cochran revived from the dead to have me acquited and still have enough money left over to do whatever the fuck I wanted for the rest of my life.

you sir, are owned by reading. i said ppl HAD to know. as in he was allowed to tell whomever he wanted.
lol

**Alan®** · 11-05-2008, 03:59 PM

Originally Posted by LexiZ31

you sir, are owned by reading. i said ppl HAD to know. as in he was allowed to tell whomever he wanted.
lol

hmmmmm. I don't know if I could.

**4dmin** · 11-05-2008, 04:00 PM

Originally Posted by redGT

hmmmmm. I don't know if I could.

whatever dude? 1,000,000 says you suck my dick while Fox News reports it

**savincent** · 11-05-2008, 04:04 PM

Yes. For the people that gotta call me a fag, who is the guy with a $1bill?

**Alan®** · 11-05-2008, 04:13 PM

Originally Posted by admin

whatever dude? 1,000,000 says you suck my dick while Fox News reports it

Break out the check book and call Fox News then.

**TheGodfather** · 11-05-2008, 04:13 PM

My dignity has no price, I've had these conversations before lol.

I'm not big into being paid off for my self respect.

**Elbow** · 11-05-2008, 04:22 PM

Wouldn't even think twice. Who THE FUCK wouldn't do that for 1 billion dollars....

**HyPer50** · 11-05-2008, 04:28 PM

for a billion? hell ya. for a million I'd be more reluctant... but damn, thats still a lot of money... but hell for a billion, thats.. umm.. ya thats alot.

**EJ25RUN** · 11-05-2008, 04:30 PM

you do realize that after i do it (yes i would for 1 billion)

i can then pay someone to force you to be my bitch forever.

**dwnsthGABOY** · 11-05-2008, 04:34 PM

Originally Posted by admin

whatever dude? 1,000,000 says you suck my dick while Fox News reports it

lol sig'd

**VooDooXII** · 11-05-2008, 04:56 PM

Originally Posted by simontibbett

Wouldn't even think twice. Who THE FUCK wouldn't do that for 1 billion dollars....

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**Tiff-O-Bitties** · 11-05-2008, 04:56 PM

I'm game... whatever.. that's a lot of $$$

**IDCoconut** · 11-05-2008, 06:09 PM

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, once that 1 billion is waving in your face, it's free game haha

**osnap** · 11-05-2008, 06:21 PM

this thread is fucking stupid. im sensing a pattern.

**thecrazyone** · 11-05-2008, 09:47 PM

wtf?

and you dont get to make yousef jokes noob.

**osnap** · 11-05-2008, 10:02 PM

Originally Posted by thecrazyone

wtf?

and you dont get to make yousef jokes noob.

x2, seriously.Yousef jokes are a privilege for those of us who KNOW Yousef, and he doesnt even like it too much irl when WE do it.

**aguynamedpat** · 11-05-2008, 10:11 PM

Originally Posted by redGT

Fuck I'd do it. That kind of money would buy you the best non disclosure agreement on the planet and no one would ever know. And then if he ever did tell I could have him kill and have Johnny Cochran revived from the dead to have me acquited and still have enough money left over to do whatever the fuck I wanted for the rest of my life.

Originally Posted by LexiZ31

you sir, are owned by reading. i said ppl HAD to know. as in he was allowed to tell whomever he wanted.
lol

Originally Posted by redGT

hmmmmm. I don't know if I could.

Originally Posted by admin

whatever dude? 1,000,000 says you suck my dick while Fox News reports it

Originally Posted by redGT

Break out the check book and call Fox News then.

So you will suck admin's dick for A million WHILE Fox News reports it, but you wont be Bill Gates bitch for 24 hours for A BILLION?

**Buttons** · 11-06-2008, 12:01 AM

Hmm, i would let him do whatever he wants to my body..

1 billion dollars? i can have that shit wiped from my memory... get plastic surgery and change my name

... actually who fucking cares, i still have 1 billion dollars and you dont... fuck it.

it's all hetero love... i would shove that viagara down his throat!

**Vteckidd** · 11-06-2008, 10:04 AM

Originally Posted by Cav-E-R

I'm game... whatever.. that's a lot of $$$

what can we do for $1000 ?

**4dmin** · 11-06-2008, 10:08 AM

Originally Posted by aguynamedpat

So you will suck admin's dick for A million WHILE Fox News reports it, but you wont be Bill Gates bitch for 24 hours for A BILLION?

obviously you haven't seen my dick... he should pay me 1,000,000$

**Buttons** · 11-06-2008, 10:15 AM

Originally Posted by admin

obviously you haven't seen my dick... he should pay me 1,000,000$

unless you have a jacob's latter, no care.

**G.C** · 11-06-2008, 11:22 AM

Is it just me or savincent's avatar pic looks like hes already getting ready for it?

**twinj** · 11-06-2008, 11:26 AM

I'm not hurting for money, but a billie seperates the boys from men

**Thighs** · 11-06-2008, 11:27 AM

i wouldnt even think ONCE. a fucking billion dollars? hellz yaeh.

**T.S.** · 11-06-2008, 11:37 AM

fuck i would take it for the team!

**T.S.** · 11-06-2008, 11:38 AM

Originally Posted by admin

whatever dude? 1,000,000 says you suck my dick while Fox News reports it

look its my new signature!

**ISAtlanta300** · 11-06-2008, 01:18 PM

Reminds me of that joke, slightly altered:

"Hypothetically, we have a lot of ia members sitting on one billion dollars...realistically, we are living with a couple of fags".

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