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    Default Would you be Bill Gates' bitch for a $1,000,000,000

    One of the severs at my work asked me this yesterday, and i didnt know what to say. so here is the question. Bill Gates says he will give yoa a billion bucks to be his bitch for 24hrs. ppl would have to know about it. but you get a tax free billion big ones. what would you do?

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    define bitch lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by j0nbunklah0m
    define bitch lol
    if he wants to put you in a skirt and piitb, you have to do it

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    Change my name to Natalie for 24hrs.

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    For one billion dollars? Sorry, but one billion covers the price of dignity fairly well. lol

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    dude 1 BILLION dollars buys alot of mouthwash, name change, plastic surgery, etc...

    end of the day i would be a billionaire and everyone else i know would be poor



    ps. you should of lowered it to like 1 or 10 million

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    Quote Originally Posted by admin
    dude 1 BILLION dollars buys alot of mouthwash, name change, plastic surgery, etc...

    end of the day i would be a billionaire and everyone else i know would be poor



    ps. you should of lowered it to like 1 or 10 million

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    for a billion.......... YES...















    No homo.............. i could pay to have anyone that laughed about it killed with that money... lol plus everything else i wanted...

    i don't care who you are... YOU'D DO IT!!! if you say you wouldn't... you're homophobic and are just worried about what people on the internet would say about you...

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    lolololol

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    No, I'm good. Not really money crazy
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    Quote Originally Posted by fcman
    No, I'm good. Not really money crazy
    BULLSHIT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fcman
    No, I'm good. Not really money crazy
    You don't have to be money crazy to take one billion dollars for one day's "work". lol

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    Fuck I'd do it. That kind of money would buy you the best non disclosure agreement on the planet and no one would ever know. And then if he ever did tell I could have him kill and have Johnny Cochran revived from the dead to have me acquited and still have enough money left over to do whatever the fuck I wanted for the rest of my life.
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    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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    Quote Originally Posted by redGT
    Fuck I'd do it. That kind of money would buy you the best non disclosure agreement on the planet and no one would ever know. And then if he ever did tell I could have him kill and have Johnny Cochran revived from the dead to have me acquited and still have enough money left over to do whatever the fuck I wanted for the rest of my life.
    you sir, are owned by reading. i said ppl HAD to know. as in he was allowed to tell whomever he wanted.
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by LexiZ31
    you sir, are owned by reading. i said ppl HAD to know. as in he was allowed to tell whomever he wanted.
    lol
    hmmmmm. I don't know if I could.
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    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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    Quote Originally Posted by redGT
    hmmmmm. I don't know if I could.
    whatever dude? 1,000,000 says you suck my dick while Fox News reports it

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    Quote Originally Posted by admin
    whatever dude? 1,000,000 says you suck my dick while Fox News reports it
    Break out the check book and call Fox News then.
    Quote Originally Posted by AlanŽ
    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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    Quote Originally Posted by admin
    whatever dude? 1,000,000 says you suck my dick while Fox News reports it

    lol sig'd
    Quote Originally Posted by admin
    whatever dude? 1,000,000 says you suck my dick while Fox News reports it

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    Quote Originally Posted by admin
    whatever dude? 1,000,000 says you suck my dick while Fox News reports it

    look its my new signature!

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    Yes. For the people that gotta call me a fag, who is the guy with a $1bill?

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    My dignity has no price, I've had these conversations before lol.

    I'm not big into being paid off for my self respect.

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    Wouldn't even think twice. Who THE FUCK wouldn't do that for 1 billion dollars....

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    you do realize that after i do it (yes i would for 1 billion)

    i can then pay someone to force you to be my bitch forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett
    Wouldn't even think twice. Who THE FUCK wouldn't do that for 1 billion dollars....
    x21342543564759875462

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    wtf?

    and you dont get to make yousef jokes noob.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thecrazyone
    wtf?

    and you dont get to make yousef jokes noob.
    x2, seriously.Yousef jokes are a privilege for those of us who KNOW Yousef, and he doesnt even like it too much irl when WE do it.

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    for a billion? hell ya. for a million I'd be more reluctant... but damn, thats still a lot of money... but hell for a billion, thats.. umm.. ya thats alot.
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    I'm game... whatever.. that's a lot of $$$
    :boobies: & = :idb:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
    I'm game... whatever.. that's a lot of $$$
    what can we do for $1000 ?
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    shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, once that 1 billion is waving in your face, it's free game haha

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    this thread is fucking stupid. im sensing a pattern.

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    Quote Originally Posted by redGT
    Fuck I'd do it. That kind of money would buy you the best non disclosure agreement on the planet and no one would ever know. And then if he ever did tell I could have him kill and have Johnny Cochran revived from the dead to have me acquited and still have enough money left over to do whatever the fuck I wanted for the rest of my life.
    Quote Originally Posted by LexiZ31
    you sir, are owned by reading. i said ppl HAD to know. as in he was allowed to tell whomever he wanted.
    lol
    Quote Originally Posted by redGT
    hmmmmm. I don't know if I could.
    Quote Originally Posted by admin
    whatever dude? 1,000,000 says you suck my dick while Fox News reports it
    Quote Originally Posted by redGT
    Break out the check book and call Fox News then.

    So you will suck admin's dick for A million WHILE Fox News reports it, but you wont be Bill Gates bitch for 24 hours for A BILLION?



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    Quote Originally Posted by aguynamedpat

    So you will suck admin's dick for A million WHILE Fox News reports it, but you wont be Bill Gates bitch for 24 hours for A BILLION?


    obviously you haven't seen my dick... he should pay me 1,000,000$

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    Quote Originally Posted by admin
    obviously you haven't seen my dick... he should pay me 1,000,000$

    unless you have a jacob's latter, no care.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEKLx...layer_embedded
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    Hmm, i would let him do whatever he wants to my body..

    1 billion dollars? i can have that shit wiped from my memory... get plastic surgery and change my name

    ... actually who fucking cares, i still have 1 billion dollars and you dont... fuck it.

    it's all hetero love... i would shove that viagara down his throat!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEKLx...layer_embedded
    response from 03RCode: Hell, it turns me on. I have a steel hard erection as speak

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    Is it just me or savincent's avatar pic looks like hes already getting ready for it?
    :idb:

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    Quote Originally Posted by G.C
    Is it just me or savincent's avatar pic looks like hes already getting ready for it?
    Hahaha I pop out of IA for the day and come back to this.

    Side note: My avatar? I was at a party trying to fuck up someone's pic. My friend caught it and photoshopped it a little for me. No homo.

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    I'm not hurting for money, but a billie seperates the boys from men


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    i wouldnt even think ONCE. a fucking billion dollars? hellz yaeh.
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    fuck i would take it for the team!

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