Quote Originally Posted by 81911SC
I can ****ing benchpress more than my own bodyweight, ******. You know what that means? It means I can lift myself right up off of the ****ing ground and fly. Next time you see something weird in the sky, remember...its not a bird, and its not a plane. It's 81911 coming straight down from the sky to ****ing wreck your ****** face with a crowbar.
lol random much?