Text Message I got today.......

[tdurr]

I can ****ing benchpress more than my own bodyweight, ******. You know what that means? It means I can lift myself right up off of the ****ing ground and fly. Next time you see something weird in the sky, remember...its not a bird, and its not a plane. It's 81911 coming straight down from the sky to ****ing wreck your ****** face with a crowbar.

lol random much?

[81911SC]

lol random much?

Here's the deal, ace. Engineers are trained to understand all things logical, rational, and systematic. Good engineers are remarkably adept at using this crucial skill of our craft to be able to understand any number of means of doing things outside of our education or job function, as long as they fall within that realm of systematic processes. That's why we can learn to speak accountant, project manager, lawyer, or even medical terms a whole lot faster than you're going to learn to speak engineer