Quote Originally Posted by 81911SC
Oh yeah ******? When you get to my house to face me, you'll find my house empty. Did I run away like a prissy little pre-teen ******? No. I'll actually be at YOUR house. I'll dirty up all of your plates and dishes and leave them unwashed in the sink. I'll pour all your salsa into a giant bowl and continuously double dip the chips i am eating into it, over and over and over. I'll use your bathroom without washing my hands, I'll unplug your phone charger from your cell phone, and I'll squeeze out some of your toothpaste from the top of the tube instead of squeezing from the bottom. I'll also leave a few of your cabinets halfway open, empty out your ice cube trays, and turn off your answering machine.

Prepare for the most frustrating day of your life, ******.

that, sir, just made me almost piss my pants.