You have a better chance at this :

1 - Go get the car..

2- Keep it for 2 month

3- Get insurance and make the car payment for 2 month aswell as the insurance.

4- Then throw the mofo into lake lanier

5- report it stolen

6 - hopefully you have Gap or are not upside down


7- Let insurance handle the claim



haha, I know is crazy.. but your only hope.. lol