
Originally Posted by
soulassassin
Ok two men are at a 20's club sitting at the bar.
One man looks at the other and says.
" I can have any chick in this bar"
The other man says
"Yeah right you gotta be pushing 70 yrs old, you're overweight, and balding. What makes you think any of these young sexy women would have sex with you?"
Old man says
"cuz I'm a rapist"