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  1. 09-20-2008, 01:32 AM #1
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    Default I tell joke now.

    an older man walks into a bar.
    he sees a nice lookin woman and buys her a drink
    he asks the woman "what's your name?"
    she says "diamonds gold."
    the man says that's an odd name.
    she says my old name got boring so I had it legally changed to my two favorite things. what's your name?
    the man says "tits golf."
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    And I do drive a Miata, so I am gayer than a three dollar bill...
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    *crickets*
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    It's kinda funny.
    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova View Post
    And I do drive a Miata, so I am gayer than a three dollar bill...
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    Quote Originally Posted by slovic
    It's kinda funny.
    Kinda like the TBS commercials.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cgEvan
    Kinda like the TBS commercials.
    It's as funny as cancer.

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    Are you high Slovic!?!?!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fast-Tech
    Are you high Slovic!?!?!?
    No but I definately am.
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    ^^lol

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    x2

    Bozzio for president.
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    however...




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    Ok two men are at a 20's club sitting at the bar.
    One man looks at the other and says.
    " I can have any chick in this bar"
    The other man says
    "Yeah right you gotta be pushing 70 yrs old, you're overweight, and balding. What makes you think any of these young sexy women would have sex with you?"

    Old man says
    "cuz I'm a rapist"
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    Quote Originally Posted by EJ25RUN
    bahhhhhhhh love that episode
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    wow.

    this is like the lame ass jokes from the nerd at work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by soulassassin
    Ok two men are at a 20's club sitting at the bar.
    One man looks at the other and says.
    " I can have any chick in this bar"
    The other man says
    "Yeah right you gotta be pushing 70 yrs old, you're overweight, and balding. What makes you think any of these young sexy women would have sex with you?"

    Old man says
    "cuz I'm a rapist"
    That one was actually funny.

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