the whole night my face hurt from laughing so much.....we walked directly to the bar....on the winding journey through flocks of scantily clad gentlemen, we would notice all the dudes that were checking me and him out.....it was so fvcking creepy.....the closest to a chick i've ever felt....i now know why it creeps them out lol.....then we finally got to the bar and got some beers......$1.50 DRAFT!!!!! holy jesus the beer is cheep at gay clubs!!! though im sure its because most everyone was drinking smirnoff
......so at about 6 beers in, whilst chatting up the lady i had came to see......this 40+ yr old mega queen walks up and puts his arm around jeff...."hi my names Patrick, i'd like to buy you a drink cutie"
again i'm dying and doing everything in my power to instigate the situation further......jeff was cool and he ended up talking to the dude for like an hr....even though "patrick" spent the whole time trying to convert him over the the brown side lol..gay dudes might be into some weird disgusting sh!t, but they do know how to have a good time..... the night turned out to be a blast....i never expected it. I'll never do it again....but i'll always remember it and laugh
Originally Posted by Sport1.3
the whole night my face hurt from laughing so much.....we walked directly to the bar....on the winding journey through flocks of scantily clad gentlemen, we would notice all the dudes that were checking me and him out.....it was so fvcking creepy.....the closest to a chick i've ever felt....i now know why it creeps them out lol.....then we finally got to the bar and got some beers......$1.50 DRAFT!!!!! holy jesus the beer is cheep at gay clubs!!! though im sure its because most everyone was drinking smirnoff
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