just got back from FL

[RandomGuy]

went down for a day, visited some friends at UF

wierd sh!t....

There are some dorm buildings and what not.... and a school building? Everything is nicely landscaped, etc... and then theres a little pond in the middle of everything... cool....
A friend is like don't go close to the shore, I'm like why not, he's like its swarming with gators... I was like what?!?1 Figured he was kidding or may have saw one or so?

I'm like wtf are you guys serious does no one here have any concern about this? He's like nah, they wont attack you unless you attack them, I thought WTF HAHAHA what's keeping them from leaving the little island and walking on the road going on people eating sprees...

-and not small ones either (6+ footers commonly spotted).. .WTF?!... Is it me or is this some crazy sh!t Everyone there is so nonchalant about it ... Theres no fence, guard rail or anything keeping the gators in... and the dumbasses out.

I asked if there have ever been any mishaps with that, and he said he wasn't sure... But judging how white people like to do stupid things, especially college kids.... its just a matter of time until a dare goes out of control.

They must feed them for them to get so big in such a small pond

[jew_boy]

thats some weird sh!t

[Dracc]

you didnt tell me you were at UF hasan.. and yeah i heard a story or two from this guy that goes to UF named Jared... lol.. I was like bruh you can't be serious and he just said calmly yeah.. i see one maybe once a day... but they are cool conversation pieces lol

[redrumracer]

shouldve went up a petted the lizard.

[Elbow]

I'm from Florida, I lol at people who are scared of gators, the park I used to go to as a kid they were EVERYWHERE. They really don't do anything unless you tease them. Around dusk though they act a little freaky.

[RandomGuy]

im sayin is it not wierd? To have gators literally under 50 yards away from your dorm room

They're so close that its not that uncommon to have gators under your car from time to time bc of the shade, ( i heard )


Its not so much the gators themselves, its moreso the fact that I can see a group of dumbasses doing some STUPID ass sh!t at night like a frat initiation or something... go swim in there buttnaked, while bleeding, or something along those lines.

[TheGodfather]

UF sucks anyways.

Shoulda gone further down to USF.

[Elbow]

^Hell yeah!

But UF has Vehicular Lunatics and IMV films lol

[Kasper]

yeah.. these signs are down here everywhere

[FasTech]

I fight gators for fun.

[yogi08]

gators are ight, ya just cant ever feed them... if yhou do they dont leave. weve carried a few down to the river (10+ miles away) and them sum beotchs end right back up at our pond. i dont know how, but they do.

[RandomGuy]

gators are ight, ya just cant ever feed them... if yhou do they dont leave. weve carried a few down to the river (10+ miles away) and them sum beotchs end right back up at our pond. i dont know how, but they do.

in GA?!

How big were they and how did you catch 'em?

[yogi08]

in GA?!

How big were they and how did you catch 'em?

ive gotten some 5+ footers. usually get in the pond with them, if you take some raw steaks and put them on a fish hook with a 15 pound line and lure them to a shallow part you can take a 2 inch thick rope, tie it to a backho, then the other one put around his two front arms and yank his ass out of the lake/pond. we tape the mouth shut when we catch them tho... those tails will leave a damn bruise boy i tell ya!

[RandomGuy]

ive gotten some 5+ footers. usually get in the pond with them, if you take some raw steaks and put them on a fish hook with a 15 pound line and lure them to a shallow part you can take a 2 inch thick rope, tie it to a backho, then the other one put around his two front arms and yank his ass out of the lake/pond. we tape the mouth shut when we catch them tho... those tails will leave a damn bruise boy i tell ya!

next time you do it, plz youtube it bro.... seriously lawl


what's the biggest you've seen on your property... Is it illegal to kill 'em? I heard the skins go for a pretty penny lol...

I couldn't have gators in my back yard, i'd seriously feed them every day just to witness them doin crazy sh!t...

[yogi08]

if you ffeed them, sometimes they attack each other.
i dont mind videoing it, i just figured it was natural? lol. depending on which set of property though, weve seen 4 footers out in portal and some 5+ footers in brooklet.

then again, my parents house is in the center of town and ive seen 12 point bucks on my deer cam in teh woods right in the center of fawkin town!

[Kasper]

yeah they mess up a front bumper too! some lady hit a gator the other day. messed up her car pretty good! i just had to laugh though cause she was an out of stater and she was screaming her insurance company wouldnt believe her when she called! what exactly do ya say to the insurance company from outa state?! "uh yeah i need to file a claim, i hit a gator doin 70 and im missing the front of my car!"

[man]

for some reason they love to chill on golf courses...

[Elbow]

Here's a couple pics I took a while back. One thing they run pretty damn fast

[Ran]

One thing they run pretty damn fast

True, but they've gotta stop to turn. lol

[Elbow]

LOL true

[EJ25RUN]

for some reason they love to chill on golf courses...

that seems so likely.

[TheGodfather]

Alligators are bitches.

I lost a bet in a golf game involving the loser having to run straight at a gator sitting on the lake bank as fast as they could. Although I was the creator of the bet, and knew I'd lose, I wanted to make fun out of it.

That little ho didn't want none of me. I ran at him as fast as I could, and when I was about 6 feet away, he spun around and went in the lake.

Humans-1
Gators-0

[yogi08]

hahahahahahaha

GATORSSS!!!!!!