Alligators are bitches.

I lost a bet in a golf game involving the loser having to run straight at a gator sitting on the lake bank as fast as they could. Although I was the creator of the bet, and knew I'd lose, I wanted to make fun out of it.

That little ho didn't want none of me. I ran at him as fast as I could, and when I was about 6 feet away, he spun around and went in the lake.

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