Yes, but I'm probably bullsh*tting
No I don't care about the consequences
No, GKtib®'s mouth is pretty safe
I thrive on caffineand HATE
what happens when it gets a hole?
I usually go bareback when I give her the corn hole
I thrive on caffineand HATE
Always
Epic Foxbody Thread Crew Member #10Originally Posted by Alan®
you're an idiot Jimi.
consider your tires slashed.
Consider yourself corn holedOriginally Posted by GKtib®
I thrive on caffineand HATE
i'm tryin to have kids with teh wife , so...........................pullin out FTMFOMGBBQSEXWITHMINORSLOSE
Whoa so there is a such thing as planned pregnancy?Originally Posted by TheDrunkScotsman
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na, they plan for it then they change their minds then BAM!! hello lil scrambled egg, see ya in 9 months.Originally Posted by soulassassin
Originally Posted by soulassassin
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I don't have sex with condoms anymore.
lol that reminds me of this one porno shop that had a sign saying parking in the rearOriginally Posted by TheDrunkScotsman
Originally Posted by redrumracer
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cause you dont have teh :idb: anymore ,lolOriginally Posted by Echonova
lol you really don't need a condom when you are beating your dick
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I got tired of just being a booty call.
Condoms only wanted me for sex.![]()
yeah , touchy storyOriginally Posted by slovic
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eh , apparently it is common with the firstOriginally Posted by slovic
Practice makes perfectOriginally Posted by TheDrunkScotsman
I thrive on caffineand HATE
Using them sucks but its better than catching something, I guess.
Just tell her to push hard when you are finished.
Hell yeah I use condom! I do not need any little sh!t heads running around right now.....lol
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I had a bullseye tattooed on the back of my girlfriend's throat just for that reason.Originally Posted by Fast-Tech
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After reading this thread I've lost the desire to live.
yawn on a shotgunOriginally Posted by Maniako
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I didn't jiggle my zipper, who gave you permission to speak?Originally Posted by soulassassin
It must be awful hard for you to type with your tongue in my ass.Originally Posted by Maniako
I thrive on caffineand HATE
You know that bong you've been smoking out of is your ass, right?Originally Posted by soulassassin
I just farted. It smells like a dead gerbilOriginally Posted by Maniako
I thrive on caffineand HATE
That gerbil we used two weekends ago must still be up in there. You sick kinky freak!Originally Posted by soulassassin
That's how I rollOriginally Posted by Maniako
I thrive on caffineand HATE
never used one. there are other methods that are more enjoyable. Encare FTW
Don't know what's funnier, that or my sig. Also, my sig is a real tshirt that I bought the other day.Originally Posted by soulassassin
I prefer not to use them! these days you have to wear one. I use one all the time unless its my gf!
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i hate the rubbers... but i would also hate the burning peee..... i think the burning peee would suck worse, so i'll be using condoms again since i'm single...![]()
lulz i use teh exucse my im allergic to latex, make them stick an Encare up in their hoo haw, and scream real loud when she says pull out so i dont hear. hahaha works every time.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scream real loud!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Originally Posted by LexiZ31