Yes, but I'm probably bullsh*tting
No I don't care about the consequences
No, GKtib®'s mouth is pretty safe
I thrive on caffineand HATE
what happens when it gets a hole?
I usually go bareback when I give her the corn hole
I thrive on caffineand HATE
Always
Epic Foxbody Thread Crew Member #10Originally Posted by Alan®
you're an idiot Jimi.
consider your tires slashed.
Consider yourself corn holedOriginally Posted by GKtib®
I thrive on caffineand HATE
i'm tryin to have kids with teh wife , so...........................pullin out FTMFOMGBBQSEXWITHMINORSLOSE
Whoa so there is a such thing as planned pregnancy?Originally Posted by TheDrunkScotsman
I thrive on caffineand HATE
na, they plan for it then they change their minds then BAM!! hello lil scrambled egg, see ya in 9 months.Originally Posted by soulassassin
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I thrive on caffineand HATE
Don't know what's funnier, that or my sig. Also, my sig is a real tshirt that I bought the other day.Originally Posted by soulassassin
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lol that reminds me of this one porno shop that had a sign saying parking in the rearOriginally Posted by TheDrunkScotsman
yeah , touchy storyOriginally Posted by slovic
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eh , apparently it is common with the firstOriginally Posted by slovic
I don't have sex with condoms anymore.
cause you dont have teh :idb: anymore ,lolOriginally Posted by Echonova
lol you really don't need a condom when you are beating your dick
I thrive on caffineand HATE
I got tired of just being a booty call.
Condoms only wanted me for sex.![]()
Using them sucks but its better than catching something, I guess.
Just tell her to push hard when you are finished.
Hell yeah I use condom! I do not need any little sh!t heads running around right now.....lol
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I had a bullseye tattooed on the back of my girlfriend's throat just for that reason.Originally Posted by Fast-Tech
I thrive on caffineand HATE
After reading this thread I've lost the desire to live.
yawn on a shotgunOriginally Posted by Maniako
I thrive on caffineand HATE
I didn't jiggle my zipper, who gave you permission to speak?Originally Posted by soulassassin
It must be awful hard for you to type with your tongue in my ass.Originally Posted by Maniako
I thrive on caffineand HATE
You know that bong you've been smoking out of is your ass, right?Originally Posted by soulassassin
never used one. there are other methods that are more enjoyable. Encare FTW
I prefer not to use them! these days you have to wear one. I use one all the time unless its my gf!
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i hate the rubbers... but i would also hate the burning peee..... i think the burning peee would suck worse, so i'll be using condoms again since i'm single...![]()
lulz i use teh exucse my im allergic to latex, make them stick an Encare up in their hoo haw, and scream real loud when she says pull out so i dont hear. hahaha works every time.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scream real loud!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Originally Posted by LexiZ31
what're condoms?
Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
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Pulling out has worked for 8 years so far. No babies and no diseases.![]()