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  1. 09-15-2008, 02:35 PM #1
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    Default the loli hunter.... hunted?

    as second in command in the loli regime i've taken great pride as one of the top hunters of this site. i've hunted in the urban jungles of georgia, the sandy coasts of south carolina, and even been known to tickle lolis in undisclosed places... however today... i became...





























    THE HUNTED




    i was minding my own business @ the local pocky mart aka wally world. as i was about to pick up my second box i noticed this feeling... i was being watched. as my years of training took over, i slowly picked up my second box and headed for redevous point zulu. i took a few quick turns and ended up in the sanctuary of the "special interest" and "anime" section... and yet still... i felt an un easy presence. i began to survey the battlefield for possible targets and the source of such energy. in the video section... nothing, typical kids playing their games. next... latina musica section... nothin but putos with sombrero's... no threat there... with pocky in hand i decided to make a break for the checkout line!

    as to not draw attn to myself i waiting for the intercom system to call out for assistance. i knew my enemy would be unable to hear my footsteps in retreat, *cindy please come to shoes, cindy to shoes* i made my move.


    duck roll back hand spring leap sprint 2 1/2 twist back tuck roundhouse SUPER SAIYANJIN IKE IKE and the grand finish 10 back hand springs... stick the landing



    AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!!!

    as i look back to survey my amazing performance as i wipe the sweat from my jdm brow i realize something... it was an ambush! *FAWK*

    i check out quickly with the check out, dash for the door, greet the old man checks my receipt, almost there! run jm run!

    *excuse me* (CAUGHT!)

    *sigh* yes ma'am?

    a girl? oh god! no! she's definately 29 or so... oh lord say it isn't so..

    Mysterious girl: can i ask you a question

    TEH JM: sure, shoot.

    Mysterious girl: um... whats your name?

    TEH JM: (really? thats it... odd) JM. (i assume that was all so i kinda make my way toward the door, they stand open only inches away from freedom)

    Mysterious girl: are you a mechanic?

    TEH JM: ( i can see there is a trap mind you i'm wearing khaki pants and a white shirt how the hail do i look like a mechanic?) yeah what can i help you with

    Mysterious girl: i'm having some car trouble over here i have a nissan (maxima) and it won't start.

    TEH JM: oh ok sure lets see.... (loose battery terminal suspicious) push the terminal back down, (pull haley around for teh tools) tighten her battery back down no worries.

    Mysterious girl: wow thanks, how much do i owe you *giggle*

    TEH JM: lol nothing no worries something simple

    Mysterious girl: well here, let me @ least take you out to say thanks, heres my #.

    TEH JM: ( i see where this is going... ) well wouldn't you need my # instead?

    Mysterious girl: oops, yeah

    TEH JM: here its out of state but this is it. have a nice day.

    *went our seperate ways after a minor chit chat* i was trapped, but she was cute... i truly knew what it meant... to be a loli

    she was 30... the life of a loli is hard
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  2. 09-15-2008, 02:42 PM #2
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    lolol good thread jm

    but pics or it didn't happen.

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    She was a cougar in training. The mother cougar was close by watching her cub's every movement. I'd say by the outcome of her hunt that the mother cougar was very pleased. You sir, are now cougar fodder.
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    lol omg
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    wow. moving up JM. (not gonna help you win that race this weekend)
    I'm just that guy that spends all his time printing.... T-shirts, banners, vinyl, etc.

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    pics or it didnt happen.



    what really happened:
    JM did everything he said the female did to him, except to a 17 year old girl.
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    just kidding.


    i hear ya man, theres this 30 year old girl comin into my work and reminds me almost daily that she is single and says i look nice.
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    BWahahahahaha! good story bro!

    you know she loosened the terminals on purpose right?

    you better capitalize on dat booty playa! cuz you know she's bout to be in her prime! s

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    gk - thank you kinda tibby sir! i no have pix i was fearing for my loli hood

    DJ - oh my! cougar fodder does this mean i can no longer hunt lolis??!?! this is all such a sudden change

    bucky - i know right! lol i was like hmm... this has never happened before why do i get the sinking feeling i might get get loli napped...
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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    DJ - oh my! cougar fodder does this mean i can no longer hunt lolis??!?! this is all such a sudden change

    Nah, you can still hunt all the loli's you want. This just means that the cougar community will be taking more notice of you now and that you will need to start broadening your horizons. Time to start looking not only south of your age, but north now too.
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    jm... uj guna have to let me meet some of these lollis lol!!!!!!
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    Wow, that was fairly entertaining. +19 for you.
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    JOIN THE RANKS OF BEING SOMEONE'S LOLI JM BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    lolololololol that made my day. haha walmart is full of adventures. check teh reps
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    so does this mean ur ready to turn over a new leaf o nismo masta
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    Well gotta find a Suga Momma to fund you Lolli hunts


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    LOL @ you becoming a loli

    Dude, the male form of a loli is known as a "shota"

    Loli = Little Girl
    Shota = Little Boy

    Also, you disclosed your personal information and contact number to a female over the age of 18. You're lucky I don't demote you on the spot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    LOL @ you becoming a loli

    Dude, the male form of a loli is known as a "shota"

    Loli = Little Girl
    Shota = Little Boy

    Also, you disclosed your personal information and contact number to a female over the age of 18. You're lucky I don't demote you on the spot.
    HOW DO U PRONOUNCE THAT? CUZ...IT SEEMS LIKE THE JAMAICAN SOUNDING WORD...SHOTTA...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    HOW DO U PRONOUNCE THAT? CUZ...IT SEEMS LIKE THE JAMAICAN SOUNDING WORD...SHOTTA...
    Just like it's spelled man.

    Shota = "Show-Tah"
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    SO IM A SHOW STOPPER? LOL



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    yogi - yes the loli do run rampant around here @ certain times

    dJ - i see... perhaps i shall venture into the land of "older women"

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    sammich - cereal rapise! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    perhaps i shall venture into the land of "older women"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran


    HEY JM DONT LISTEN TO RAN...GET INTO THAT OLD GUSH..IT BE GOOD YO



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    idk i'm scared... thats dangerous territory! its like playing in a mine field! oh wrong move... BAM you get your loli detector touched by a cougar and become "fodder" as they call it... i don't think i'm prepared for that step...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    idk i'm scared... thats dangerous territory! its like playing in a mine field! oh wrong move... BAM you get your loli detector touched by a cougar and become "fodder" as they call it... i don't think i'm prepared for that step...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    HIT THE OLDER ONE TIME AND U WONT LOOK BACK..THATS IF HER GOODS ARE RIGHT
    True connoisseurs of the feminine race buy new, not used.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    True connoisseurs of the feminine race buy new, not used.
    QUOTED FOR TR00f!

    i'd rather get mine fresh with no miles and break it in how i want, than to have to replace the tires and air bags NAH MEAN?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    i'd rather get mine fresh with no miles and break it in how i want, than to have to replace the tires and air bags NAH MEAN?!
    Buy it, break it, trade it in, repeat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    True connoisseurs of the feminine race buy new, not used.
    WAT IF YOU BUY, BRAND NEW, A PINTO



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    WHAT RANK AM I!!!???? Right now Im talking to a 16 or 17 year old. So far no words yet on whens she gonna hand over the pics.
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    You would be crazy to not slam an attractive 30 year old woman.
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    i wana ajun..... ajun love country guys
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    Quote Originally Posted by soulassassin
    im pretty sure loli's are cute ajun girls.. not boys.. fagg0t
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    Quote Originally Posted by yogi08
    im pretty sure loli's are cute ajun girls.. not boys.. fagg0t
    Only pretty sure huh snake bite?
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    Sometimes I just want to punch Asian girls in the face. I'm not sure why really I just do.
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    JM if the mommys around here are like their daughters, it could very well be dangerous territory. trust me i know the daughters.
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