the loli hunter.... hunted?

[mocha latte cupcake]

as second in command in the loli regime i've taken great pride as one of the top hunters of this site. i've hunted in the urban jungles of georgia, the sandy coasts of south carolina, and even been known to tickle lolis in undisclosed places... however today... i became...





























THE HUNTED




i was minding my own business @ the local pocky mart aka wally world. as i was about to pick up my second box i noticed this feeling... i was being watched. as my years of training took over, i slowly picked up my second box and headed for redevous point zulu. i took a few quick turns and ended up in the sanctuary of the "special interest" and "anime" section... and yet still... i felt an un easy presence. i began to survey the battlefield for possible targets and the source of such energy. in the video section... nothing, typical kids playing their games. next... latina musica section... nothin but putos with sombrero's... no threat there... with pocky in hand i decided to make a break for the checkout line!

as to not draw attn to myself i waiting for the intercom system to call out for assistance. i knew my enemy would be unable to hear my footsteps in retreat, *cindy please come to shoes, cindy to shoes* i made my move.


duck roll back hand spring leap sprint 2 1/2 twist back tuck roundhouse SUPER SAIYANJIN IKE IKE and the grand finish 10 back hand springs... stick the landing



AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!!!

as i look back to survey my amazing performance as i wipe the sweat from my jdm brow i realize something... it was an ambush! *FAWK*

i check out quickly with the check out, dash for the door, greet the old man checks my receipt, almost there! run jm run!

*excuse me* (CAUGHT!)

*sigh* yes ma'am?

a girl? oh god! no! she's definately 29 or so... oh lord say it isn't so..

Mysterious girl: can i ask you a question

TEH JM: sure, shoot.

Mysterious girl: um... whats your name?

TEH JM: (really? thats it... odd) JM. (i assume that was all so i kinda make my way toward the door, they stand open only inches away from freedom)

Mysterious girl: are you a mechanic?

TEH JM: ( i can see there is a trap mind you i'm wearing khaki pants and a white shirt how the hail do i look like a mechanic?) yeah what can i help you with

Mysterious girl: i'm having some car trouble over here i have a nissan (maxima) and it won't start.

TEH JM: oh ok sure lets see.... (loose battery terminal suspicious) push the terminal back down, (pull haley around for teh tools) tighten her battery back down no worries.

Mysterious girl: wow thanks, how much do i owe you *giggle*

TEH JM: lol nothing no worries something simple

Mysterious girl: well here, let me @ least take you out to say thanks, heres my #.

TEH JM: ( i see where this is going... ) well wouldn't you need my # instead?

Mysterious girl: oops, yeah

TEH JM: here its out of state but this is it. have a nice day.

*went our seperate ways after a minor chit chat* i was trapped, but she was cute... i truly knew what it meant... to be a loli

she was 30... the life of a loli is hard