ok first time i got caught i ditched school with my girl and we decided to go back to my place. well im balls deep in her with her screamin and ****, NEVER heard my dad walk in the door up the steps and down the hallway, he walked into my room and i hear her scream all i hear is this "what are you OH ****!!!" i just froze and looked at him and he just looked at me and said "i'll talk to you when your done and as he walked outa my room he just started laughin and said "THATS MY BOY!" after i got done (no way i was stopped cause i figured that was the last time i was gonna have sex cause he was gonna kill me!) i walked out and he told me to lean over the sink then proceeded to pull 4 fake nails outa my back! that was the first time i got caught, moms walked in on me several times when i lived at home

I was bangen the hell outa the one girl i was dateing one night in her bathroom with both her parents home (both parents were def) so i figured what the hell they cant hear anyway! so were haveing at it and next thing i know the lights come on and her mom starts trying to scream at me (couldnt help but laugh cause yeah if ya ever had a def person scream at you then youd understand) she goes and gets her dad and her dad starts doin the same thing screaming and doing sign language! that was a fun night

on girl i was dateing was over while i was haveing a cookout with the family well i forgot the windows were cracked in my room and we start haveing at it.. well the grill was right outside my room and yeah dad leans down and tells me to put a pillow over her head before my religious aunt and uncle hear us!

my mom was upstairs in the office on her computer and one girl i was dateing liked ice cubes run over her so i figured hey what the hell, put one on my tounge and went to town. my mom comes knocken on my door asken me to put some tape over her mouth if she isnt sucken my **** cause my father was tryen to sleep and she was wakeing him up!

my sister walked in on me bangen one girl on the dryer

My best friends girl walked snuck in on her friend and i while we were ****en and slapped me on the ass tellin me to do it harder cause she liked it like that!

My ex fience decided to cheat on me so her sister (identical twin) and my ex's best friend thaught it was stupid of her so they called me and told me to come over, well we ended up haveing a 3some on my ex's bed and she walked in on us top it all off i took the twin the can cun with me (where i was gonna take her for vacation) and we had sweet ass sex all week!

Theres a few more but those are probably the best ones..