Ever been caught?
along the lines of the other thread that was made "strangest place v. sex" since we have some people who have had sex in some strange places.
have you ever been walked in on by anyone?
if so who?
for me, me and my ex were walked in on by her mother, her sister, her sisters friend.
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my brother. when i still lived with my parents. he tried to blackmail me for $ to not tell my dad, i said **** you lol. he told and my dad didnt give a **** haha.
i was 'spooning' or w/e you call it with my gf at the time(we were 17) and we were doin it under a blanket on the couch when her parents got home and sat on the adjacent couch and watched tv. we just stopped dead in tracks. wouldnt say caught, but it was one of the most nervous situations ive ever experienced. i mean, they were 10 feet away and me and her were still....yeah...just not moving.
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LOL x2....i almost **** myself.
i was in the hospitol for a broken leg the ex came in with a skirt...lifted it up we got down to it and then the nurse walks in...........it was a guy nurse tooooone of many stories lol
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when you were younger ever had a parent walk in while you were rubbin one out? i have lol
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man i must be the worst. both parents. both grandparents.
and one time, PBSs mother came in and helped me out.
i need to lay off the porn.
Two cops, two seperate times... my sister... my dad... my mom... both his parents... countless friends... mall security guard...
y'all are just striaght up bad at keeping low...$100 in future u kids are gonna walk in on you too.
yea....break down:
In shower with ex.
Brother:*Knock Knock* Jessica you in there?
Her:"Yea....."
Brother: What you doing?
Me: "Say Sunny....rolf"
Ex: "Taking a shower........."
Brother: "Where's Sunny?"
Silence
Silence
Ex: "In here....he had to take a piss so he just came in this bathroom"
We walk out....
Me: "Sup bro...had to take a leak real bad....*walked away qick LMAO*. Then did her again once we got to her room haha.
We got cought by him plenty of times.....sh!t always cracked me up coz he would be so straight up. "JESSICA Why the fawk is the bed making noise?"....Me: "no **** dumb fawk coz i am screwing ur sis on it."
I was 17 and :idb:....hear the garage opens....her dad. I jump off, grab my clothes and out the back door in boxers with a Eiffel Tower. It was raining like no other, i look down...."Fawk my shoes are still in".
lol i got caught by my mom and my granny mother countless tiimes, may my granny R.I.P.
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Me and an ex were at her grandmas house "watchin a movie" and she was giving me a bj while they were in the other room. The room we were in had no door on it. We hear granny walking down the hall. No time to put it back in my pants so she puts a pillow over it and lays her head down in my lap. Granny walks in and says "I just baked you guys some cookies". Ex says "we'll be in there in a minute this is the good part of the movie". The cookies were awesome BTW and granny had no idea
Another time we were in a park and some drunk guy bagging up up cans comes out of the woods and just steps over us like we weren't even there and continued to pick up cans in the area near where we were. Guy just wasted out of his skull I guess
lol he was more worried about getting some booze money that watching you **** some guy..
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Walked in on by : cops, my parents, the girl's parents, my ex gf's 2 year old kid, some random guy walking on the nature trail walk that an ex and I were having sex on.
Well.....I found the most remote undeveloped/newly developed area of Acworth/Kennesaw and parked the car. Got to it and a fuccing tow truck comes up and parks shining his lights in. He just parked there watching for like 15min. I was trying to finish, but she kept saying **** about the guy. I was like fucc it, and by that time he had came up and was knocking on the window with a flashlight. So I was like "What the **** do you think we were doing? Why would you do that?" Then the flashlight moved and I realized it was a cop. I just started laughing hysterically and he just told us to leave.
Once my boy and I were goin at it while [I thought] my parents were chillin in the house somewhere but, like, thirty minutes after we were done my mom walked in and hinted that she saw us through my bedroom window while she was gardening. She was like, "You might want to close your blinds next time, um... yeah... because I was in the garden and... neighbors might... just sayin'. Bye."
Haha.
ive never been walked in on but last week me and my friends actually caught this guy and girl doin it in a friends car in a church parking lot. that was funny as hell. girl almost had to move back to florida she was getting so much sh*t for it
been caught by my mom on multiple occasions... my step-mom once... my ex's little brother... my dad... a couple of my friends... and I had some home videos on my computer that my friends found, if that counts...
Me and my ex got caught by her mom while she was giving me a BJ... And last weekend me and this girl I know were ******* and her sister comes busting in asking for a condom shirtless and all, cause my buddy was hittin' that........lol
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Her dad walked in before we were ****ing, but getting there, on her sofa in the living room lol. He just said hey and walked by LOL.
And once also before we got to deep a cop pulled up we were in a parking lot behind a school late at night. He turned his spot light on I got out. He is like whatcha doin? I said just hanging out. He told me he got caught having sex when he was young too so wasn't going to do anything, but I needed to take it to a house lol.
LOL at all these stories! crazy for me it was sort of along the same lines... but 2 weeks ago we left the door cracked and my girlfriends friend came in and said she was scared and was like "what are yall doing... ewwww.... can i join?" taking into account the chick is bi.... i let her... she aint the cutest but sucks a mean d1ck
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HAhaha this was in the AJC today!
So which one of you was it?
<H2>Dad chases nude boy from daughter's room with pipe</H2>
DELTONA, Fla. — An angry Deltona father whacked his teenage daughter's boyfriend with a metal pipe after finding the boy naked in his daughter's room. Authorities say the father, 45, didn't even know his daughter had a boyfriend or that the youngster had been sneaking into the home for more than a year.
When he heard noises coming from his daughter's bedroom Thursday morning and saw a stranger standing naked on the girl's bed, he swung a metal pipe. He then chased the teen out the front door and called police.
The boy was taken to the hospital where doctors closed a head wound with staples.
The father was charged with aggravated battery on a child and bonded out on $10,000.
http://www.ajc.com/news/content/shar...Angry_Dad.html
This was a long time ago, but I was dating this guy that lived with his sister and her husband. Well, they went out for the night so we decided to mess around in the livingroom. Things got real heated, so we moved down to the floor to get more into it, if you know what I mean. Next thing I know, the front door swings open and his sister and her husband burst in. Needless to say I high-tailed it to the bedroom, ass hanging out and all. As embarrassed as I was, my guy and his sister couldn't stop laughing.
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Never been caught. Had a really close call, gf's dad came home early one day and the man is CRAZY. I was hiding in the closet for like an hour, when he went to his room I bolted out the back door. She came and picked me up down the street. I was just running away shirtless with no shoes or socks on. Wonder what the neighbors were thinking.
Had a roommate run through the livingroom w/ a towel wrapped around his head screaming "I'm an Aztec Warrior" and when he got into his room the chick ran out from his room... bwahaha!!
lmao at this thread but i win hands down
it was thanksgiving and i was at my girls house with her whole family while dinner is finishing up we head upstairs to "get on the internet" we get up there and im like im horny whats up so she says lets go in the spare bedroom im getting a bj in there but im getting worried that someone is gonna come up and we would have no excuse for being in there. I suggest her room since we were supposed to be in there anyway. We head in there im laying down and she is riding me no more than 5 pumps into it her i open my eyes for a sec and her aunt is in the doorway watching and says you need to leave... now my girl hops up and runs to the bathroom. I got up pulled up my pants and had to take the walk of shame down the stairs and through the living room passing all the ppl i just played the polite bf role to lol i was so embarrassed lol
oh i also forgot my roommate my frosh year in college
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ok first time i got caught i ditched school with my girl and we decided to go back to my place. well im balls deep in her with her screamin and ****, NEVER heard my dad walk in the door up the steps and down the hallway, he walked into my room and i hear her scream all i hear is this "what are you OH ****!!!" i just froze and looked at him and he just looked at me and said "i'll talk to you when your done and as he walked outa my room he just started laughin and said "THATS MY BOY!" after i got done (no way i was stopped cause i figured that was the last time i was gonna have sex cause he was gonna kill me!) i walked out and he told me to lean over the sink then proceeded to pull 4 fake nails outa my back! that was the first time i got caught, moms walked in on me several times when i lived at home
I was bangen the hell outa the one girl i was dateing one night in her bathroom with both her parents home (both parents were def) so i figured what the hell they cant hear anyway! so were haveing at it and next thing i know the lights come on and her mom starts trying to scream at me (couldnt help but laugh cause yeah if ya ever had a def person scream at you then youd understand) she goes and gets her dad and her dad starts doin the same thing screaming and doing sign language! that was a fun night
on girl i was dateing was over while i was haveing a cookout with the family well i forgot the windows were cracked in my room and we start haveing at it.. well the grill was right outside my room and yeah dad leans down and tells me to put a pillow over her head before my religious aunt and uncle hear us!
my mom was upstairs in the office on her computer and one girl i was dateing liked ice cubes run over her so i figured hey what the hell, put one on my tounge and went to town. my mom comes knocken on my door asken me to put some tape over her mouth if she isnt sucken my **** cause my father was tryen to sleep and she was wakeing him up!
my sister walked in on me bangen one girl on the dryer
My best friends girl walked snuck in on her friend and i while we were ****en and slapped me on the ass tellin me to do it harder cause she liked it like that!
My ex fience decided to cheat on me so her sister (identical twin) and my ex's best friend thaught it was stupid of her so they called me and told me to come over, well we ended up haveing a 3some on my ex's bed and she walked in on us top it all off i took the twin the can cun with me (where i was gonna take her for vacation) and we had sweet ass sex all week!
Theres a few more but those are probably the best ones..
wow..lol
not much of a follow up but got caught bone'n my girl buy her cousin and her sister
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Got busted by my little sister once (she's 15....she said EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW and walked out), mom and dad at the same time (dad gave a thumbs up), my ex's parents and sister, her sister's bf (another thumbs up given), and BEST OF ALL my old preacher, (my ex and I were at my house, in my room, preacher comes to visist the fam, and wanted to talk to me, so he comes in my room without knocking........very awkward sunday morning to say the least.
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