lol... nothing personal buddy, but i feel like being a douche tonight. i know its long but its worth the read, and it gets better as it goes...

ratheking: dude
osnapiheartthat2: whos this
ratheking: z31
ratheking: haz you really got teh beefs with me dude
osnapiheartthat2: i dont have beef with you. i dont like your posts. thats not beef.

lol. i dont have internet beef. i just like fukking with people every once in a while. Wanna know part of the reason I dont like your posts? Our first encounter was in the thread that your ricer CR-V buddy made, when you got your panties in a bunch and whined about us for making fun of her. (You also threatened people that you were gonna beat their asses, etc etc... e-thuggin! )
Quote Originally Posted by Lexi aka AE86Rob
leave her the fuk alone. she does what SHE thinks is clean and what SHE likes. yall dont have to like it, but that doesnt mean its rice, or doesnt mean yall have the right to say its garbage


Keep in mind this vehicle looks like this.



and NOW you're all "oh dude LOL at that photoshop you did or her CR-V that was so funny haha that girl is such a ricer, etc etc". You admitted that you were all on her nuts because you were trying to get some ass. AND FAILED. Whoops, now that you're done trying to appease her, suddenly you wanna be "part of the gang"!

Thats not the point though. when you first IM'd me, I went straight to google with your s/n to see if i could figure out who you are. Lets see what it pulled up.Dont try and say its not you, they're atlanta listings using your same email adress and age.
Quote Originally Posted by Lexi via craigslist
Just Looking For that special somebody
....or go to waffle house at all hours of the morning. im more of a late night person anyways. i dont smoke, and drink casually. please, dont be jealous, because my best friend is a girl. but dont worry, shes no competition. well, thanks for looking. email me at Ratheking at aol dot com. no pics = no reply. sorry
unfortunately the listing expired and googled didnt cache any more than that, so i cant pull up the whole listing. But wait, theres more!
Quote Originally Posted by Lexi via craigslist AGAIN
They say chivalry is dead, but not with me. contact me at Ratheking at aol dot com. please send a pic and ill send one back.
...wow man! with your 12 second blazer and your old Z, how can girls not be throwing themselves at you? Im SHOCKED that you resorted to using craigslist... TWICE. Out of sheer curiosity, what happened man? No bites? Or did you get one and then they saw your cute little makeup and were turned off?



How could you NOT get a girl with that picture? oh and dont give me this "oh a girl made me do it" crap. you admitted you didnt hit that either. dry streak much?
Quote Originally Posted by Lexi aka AE86Rob in the CR-V thread
dont make me start bitchslappin with my nail-polished hand
riiight... did a girl make you do that too? btw i swear to god i didnt make that quote up, its legit.

besides, you shouldnt have to resort to letting girls play dress up with you anyways, cause you're such a pimp and you get laid so much. Oh, you never said that? Wait, you did say something like that... google also brought up a fox body mustang forum you were on. Surprise surprise, your last post on there was whining about how nobody likes you, so you're leaving the site.
Quote Originally Posted by 2.3DRIFTER aka Lexi on FoxbodyForum
people who hate on drifting before they try it are a bunch of old fags who need to get laid. How bout... ill send you some Rogaine, or maybe a toupe, and and something nice to wear. then you can go out, meet some ladies...MAYBE get laid, and you wont be so uptight anymore. But if you wanna get laid, make sure you dont take your stang, because if a girl sees it, shes gonna realize how much of a stubborn, ignorant ass you are, and not even want to talk to you
... Newsflash. Girls like mustangs more than nail polish and eyeliner. But you're implying that unlike those guys, you get laid a whole bunch, and you can show em how its done. So... why the craigslist ads?

Listen, man. I don't dislike you as a person, cause I dont know you. I dont have "beef" with you. I just call em like I see em. Read my user title... I do it for the lulz. Besides, if you're "IA's jesus" like you claim, you should be able to take an e-crucifiction like a man.