osnap feels like owning a noob v. LexiZ31 (EPIC N00B OWNAGE)

[osnap]

lol... nothing personal buddy, but i feel like being a douche tonight. i know its long but its worth the read, and it gets better as it goes...

ratheking: dude
osnapiheartthat2: whos this
ratheking: z31
ratheking: haz you really got teh beefs with me dude
osnapiheartthat2: i dont have beef with you. i dont like your posts. thats not beef.

lol. i dont have internet beef. i just like fukking with people every once in a while. Wanna know part of the reason I dont like your posts? Our first encounter was in the thread that your ricer CR-V buddy made, when you got your panties in a bunch and whined about us for making fun of her. (You also threatened people that you were gonna beat their asses, etc etc... e-thuggin! )

leave her the fuk alone. she does what SHE thinks is clean and what SHE likes. yall dont have to like it, but that doesnt mean its rice, or doesnt mean yall have the right to say its garbage

Keep in mind this vehicle looks like this.



and NOW you're all "oh dude LOL at that photoshop you did or her CR-V that was so funny haha that girl is such a ricer, etc etc". You admitted that you were all on her nuts because you were trying to get some ass. AND FAILED. Whoops, now that you're done trying to appease her, suddenly you wanna be "part of the gang"!

Thats not the point though. when you first IM'd me, I went straight to google with your s/n to see if i could figure out who you are. Lets see what it pulled up.Dont try and say its not you, they're atlanta listings using your same email adress and age.

Just Looking For that special somebody
....or go to waffle house at all hours of the morning. im more of a late night person anyways. i dont smoke, and drink casually. please, dont be jealous, because my best friend is a girl. but dont worry, shes no competition. well, thanks for looking. email me at Ratheking at aol dot com. no pics = no reply. sorry

unfortunately the listing expired and googled didnt cache any more than that, so i cant pull up the whole listing. But wait, theres more!

They say chivalry is dead, but not with me. contact me at Ratheking at aol dot com. please send a pic and ill send one back.

...wow man! with your 12 second blazer and your old Z, how can girls not be throwing themselves at you? Im SHOCKED that you resorted to using craigslist... TWICE. Out of sheer curiosity, what happened man? No bites? Or did you get one and then they saw your cute little makeup and were turned off?



How could you NOT get a girl with that picture? oh and dont give me this "oh a girl made me do it" crap. you admitted you didnt hit that either. dry streak much?

dont make me start bitchslappin with my nail-polished hand

riiight... did a girl make you do that too? btw i swear to god i didnt make that quote up, its legit.

besides, you shouldnt have to resort to letting girls play dress up with you anyways, cause you're such a pimp and you get laid so much. Oh, you never said that? Wait, you did say something like that... google also brought up a fox body mustang forum you were on. Surprise surprise, your last post on there was whining about how nobody likes you, so you're leaving the site.

people who hate on drifting before they try it are a bunch of old fags who need to get laid. How bout... ill send you some Rogaine, or maybe a toupe, and and something nice to wear. then you can go out, meet some ladies...MAYBE get laid, and you wont be so uptight anymore. But if you wanna get laid, make sure you dont take your stang, because if a girl sees it, shes gonna realize how much of a stubborn, ignorant ass you are, and not even want to talk to you

... Newsflash. Girls like mustangs more than nail polish and eyeliner. But you're implying that unlike those guys, you get laid a whole bunch, and you can show em how its done. So... why the craigslist ads?

Listen, man. I don't dislike you as a person, cause I dont know you. I dont have "beef" with you. I just call em like I see em. Read my user title... I do it for the lulz. Besides, if you're "IA's jesus" like you claim, you should be able to take an e-crucifiction like a man.

[Nismo]

Yeah who the f are you. Your **** is whoring up here lately. Im not sure Im ok with it. Quit making dumb posts about getting in fights at the varsity. No one cares. Nor do we care that you just came to the conclusion that your 20+ year old car is not safe. Jesus christ the revelations this one has.

[OneSlow5pt0]

osnap

[90_ACCORD]

lol at the pic of him

[alpine_aw11]

[Echonova]

[Nismo]

[jew_boy]

hitt that bit!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[alpine_aw11]

This guy getting pwned is never going to get to get old.

[FasTech]

All I can say is "DAMN"

[FasTech]

I think a fake Myspace should be made.....lol

[Nismo]

how to speak australian: Va-joina

[Echonova]

Agreed.

[Me86Rob]

lol i got IP PWND. i cant stop laughing at this shyt. i admit to it all, except the CRVforums bit. that was teh hoe with the CRV. i haz nothing to hide from anybody. but DAMN dude. you got be good

[alpine_aw11]

lol i got IP PWND. i cant stop laughing at this shyt. i admit to it all, except the CRVforums bit. that was teh hoe with the CRV. i haz nothing to hide from anybody. but DAMN dude. you got be good

You're a good sport, but you still love man juice.

[EmminoDaGreat]

o snap bringing the heat! damn + for lolz

[FasTech]

Man I can't pick on him! He's been cool with me so far..

[Me86Rob]

lolz no man juice here. really. plz no.

[alpine_aw11]

I got a big donation headed your way through the intrawebzorz. Bish.

[Kaiser]

osnap.



You beat me to posting a call out thread on Lexi.




So instead of making my own thread I'll go ahead and add to yours.

Lexi: Your Z31 is perfectly safe. Less people died driving it than will probably die driving 2003 Camry's next year. It's YOU that's not safe. It's YOU that "did a burnout" because you "had just got your first sports car" that somehow managed to mess something up. You've posted in every damn thread I've opened for the past few days, and it makes me sick. You post pointless nonsense sometimes that makes me not even want to read the threads that might actually have some content. You want attention and for someone to give a ****.

Want a hint on how to get exactly that? Post less. Post things containing more content. It's about quality, not quantity. I'm certainly not telling you to stop posting and never come back. I'm telling you to ONLY POST when you feel you can contribute something, and don't expect that you always have to reply to other people's replies to you. Let other people have the last word. Repeating yourself in another post right after their reply is pointless. If they wanted to read what you just wrote they'd just scroll up.

Just chill out and enjoy your Z and life and being on IA. Try to cheer up Emo kid. Life could be worse.

[ksniperfox]

Want a hint on how to get exactly that? Post less. Post things containing more content. It's about quality, not quantity. I'm certainly not telling you to stop posting and never come back. I'm telling you to ONLY POST when you feel you can contribute something, and don't expect that you always have to reply to other people's replies to you..

....huh? i just figured he was following PBS's lead on the guide to posting..

[Me86Rob]

lol

[Kaiser]

lol

...Obviously you fail at reading comprehension. This is exactly the kind of crap I was telling you to STFU with.

Just because you're making fun of yourself doesn't change that they're laughing at you kid, seriously. Take a second and get serious about yourself and realize that the asian chick sig and every other kind of lemming-like thing you do to try and be like someone else here is just giving them more ammunition.

Then again, why am I bothering to try and help you? It's funnier watching them mock you.

[Me86Rob]

...Obviously you fail at reading comprehension. This is exactly the kind of crap I was telling you to STFU with.

Just because you're making fun of yourself doesn't change that they're laughing at you kid, seriously. Take a second and get serious about yourself and realize that the asian chick sig and every other kind of lemming-like thing you do to try and be like someone else here is just giving them more ammunition.

Then again, why am I bothering to try and help you? It's funnier watching them mock you.

hm. dude i really dont give a flyin rats ass if they are laughing at me or not. its funny. and was all in good fun. do you want me to be butt hurt or something? cause if thats what you are aiming for, your a long ways off. i can take a joke. its the internet dude. stop trying to come in and save the day. Osnap got me. i laughed. haha good times. the asian sig...because i wanted it. i dont want to be like anybody else on here. im just myself. i like the asian sigs, so i got one. so i will say it one more time doucebag LOL

[Kaiser]

hm. dude i really dont give a flyin rats ass if they are laughing at me or not. its funny. and was all in good fun. do you want me to be butt hurt or something? cause if thats what you are aiming for, your a long ways off. i can take a joke. its the internet dude. stop trying to come in and save the day. Osnap got me. i laughed. haha good times. the asian sig...because i wanted it. i dont want to be like anybody else on here. im just myself. i like the asian sigs, so i got one. so i will say it one more time doucebag LOL

....

None of this is "all in good fun." That would indicate they didn't mean it and were playing around. No I don't want you to be "butt-hurt" I want you to STFU and chill out. Rather than post three more times in the same thread, trying to be macho and cool. You aren't "taking a joke" you're being called out. Big difference. Someone is running your underwear up the flag pole and you're laughing along like it was your idea.

I'll go ahead and let you in on something: THIS MAKES YOU LOOK RETARDED.

You claim to not want to be like anyone else here, and yet all you do is ape other people, even down to the insertion of images rather than text, which you even do badly.

I'm not really a nice guy at all, and I'm trying to stand out and be honest and tell you that you're not making friends here, but apparently you want to confuse my illumination of your desperate attention whoring as some kind of tag-along insult, so I'll make you happy:

Dear Lexi.
Please STFU. Nobody hear on IA gives two flying sh!ts about whatever you're going on about now. We don't care about the constant **** talking you do, or your car. Or pics of your car. If you want pics of your car, take them and post them if you want to share them. People will be polite and props your stock Z that required no work on your behalf. Your emo-kid-moments are funny to us, but only in the awkward desperate way you shove your face into people's asses in an attempt to make friends.

So until further notice, please consider:
A.) Killing yourself.
B.) Killing yourself.
C.) Shutting the hell up.

If none of those options seem reasonable, feel free to contact our service department at 1-800-DNTGVFK.

Thanks,
Your friends at Friendly Reminders Inc!



Edit: Echonova Reps are like candy to a fat kid.

[Me86Rob]

dude stfu. and osnap quit pwning me damnit
Ratheking (10:07:22 PM): oh you ****in suck
osnapiheartthat2 (10:07:27 PM): LOL
Ratheking (10:07:28 PM): hahahahahahaha
Ratheking (10:07:35 PM): dude that **** had me rolling
Ratheking (10:07:41 PM): i was ip pwnd
osnapiheartthat2 (10:07:48 PM): its all in good fun man, take a good ol' fashioned e-owning
osnapiheartthat2 (10:07:50 PM): weve all had em

[osnap]

rly? calling me out? not good fun? you sir. lose. epic fail. here ya go. now STFU bytch
<DIV id=51 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent"><SPAN style="FONT: 12px Arial; COLOR: #d73306">Ratheking

quoted for proof of total fail.

edit - OH YEAH BABY, caught you before the delete.

[OneSlow5pt0]

is the man juice offer still on the table?

[Nismo]

is the man juice offer still on the table?

Yes

[OneSlow5pt0]

Yes

can we shoot it R. Kelly style?

[alpine_aw11]

Yes

Hey, back off whore it's my man juice he's getting.

Hypno, it's $3.75 a gallon if you're interested.

[OneSlow5pt0]

Hey, back off whore it's my man juice he's getting.

Hypno, it's $3.75 a gallon if you're interested.

**** that

i can go behind walmart and steve will let me have all i want,all i have to do is close my eyes and suck it out of a hose

[alpine_aw11]

**** that

i can go behind walmart and steve will let me have all i want,all i have to do is close my eyes and suck it out of a hose

It's ok, some people such as yourself aren't concerned with QUALITY. Go get some free skeet you goddamn pos bum. The potency, consistency, taste, color, and overall quality of mine has netted me 100% customer satisfaction. Did I take this way too far? I believe so.

[Catnip]

This is why Chris is aka osnap.

[FasTech]

*enjoying the LOLOLOLOLOLOL that I'm getting from this thread* Gezzzzzz, this is gonna be a good night! Lets keep it going folks.

[OneSlow5pt0]

"flying rat's ass"

that would be wild to see

[redrumracer]

im not reading all that cliffs.

[Catnip]

im not reading all that cliffs.

lexiZ31 is a poser all over teh intrawebz/vagina and got owned by osnap.

[Me86Rob]

Mr. Zadir, Dooey just called from Pismo Beach. He says there's no way he could've grabbed your ass

[Me86Rob]

ya Even hit that right on the head