Leaving commerce heading towards ATL on I-85S: 2 Mazda 3 wagons &red Dodge Neon-READ!

[RutRoe]

I want you three to know, when people talk about what's wrong with our industry, I'm going to mention you.

I was headed south coming down 85, when Paul Walker and Vin Diesel fly up on me in their super sweet Mazda 3 wagons. One gray, one black... one had HID's on it.

These douchebags, who have obviously just left a drag strip do the almost cut me off move so they can race now on the interstate... OH yeah... that was me in the white 4Runner. Old School IA'er riding incognito in the dad-mobile.

Hoping they'd realize that was a dumb idea, I pulled in the middle of the 2 lanes and put my brights on. That was me trying to be nice and tell you guys "Hey, that's stupid... don't do that" Apparently you guys thought I meant "you're cool! go endanger people's lives !"

Then came your super cool highway buddy in the Red neon with the black trunk. He was sporting super cool red bulbs in his parking lights, and doing the ultra ghetto no headlights, but foglights on move. You promptly flew by as well, joining the idiot parade.

I wasn't going to do anything till I saw you guys weaving and watching that ****box Jetta follow you guys. At that point, I called 911, gave them all your info and told them to watch out.

And you know what, I think the cops that pulled that red Supra and the Lexus GS that were pulled over might have been waiting on you turd faces.

Oh yeah, I'll gladly call the cops on you fools. Cause you're stupid. That's why. You give all of us a bad name when you act like an idiot on PUBLIC roads.... especially when you just came from an event at a track... which is why IA does stuff like this.... so you don't do dumb crap on the streets.

The reason you guys made me so mad is because you should know better. You guys are what give so many car guys a bad name. You're the idiots that cause wrecks where families die because you've just got to show me that your station wagon runs 13's.

And then, when you came back on the interstate, and I was just there minding my own business, I thought to be a good journalist here I should get all your tag numbers right. And I guess that was the hint for the NON-HID wagon to hit the brights and tailgate me.

The damndest thing happened next. Something small ran out in the road in front of me, so I had to slam on the brakes and make my truck nose dive. Wierd. And you know what, you'd lose in court not only for following too close, but for being a douche bag, which is now a charge I heard in this state. Next time, I'll put both feet on the pedal and use all my weight to make sure I dodge whatever it was that "ran" out in front of me.

Seriously, STOP BEING SUCH MORONS. Remember this year when some **** wrecked his integra and killed a family coming home from the airport... oh yeah... that could be you. If I didn't know better, when you guys got off at Indian Trail, you guys probably both went to your parent's houses, where you live, and then starting playing video games and talking about how bad ass you all are.

Here's my advice:
Chill out.

And Neon guy- turn your headlights on. Everyone think's you're gay and stupid. At least prove to them you're not stupid.

And dude that wanted a piece, my window was open. If you're man enough to show me how nifty your station wagon is, grow a pair and be man enough to say something. I would have been happy to tell you all about what a genius I thought you were.

So share the word people. I'm an old school IA'er with a good enough reputation to put out there that you guys should be smarter, and I'm happy to make fun of you so that you understand I'm trying to help you. Stop being stupid. You put others lives at risk to be a 13 second badass.

If you know these people, which I'm sure someone on here does, please share this. I'd love for them to even attempt to justify why they have such small genitals.

Lic plate # for HID wagon: REMOVED FOR BABYJ
Lic plate # for NON-HID wagon (total tough guy) REMOVED FOR BABYJ
Neon-(again-headlights and those red bulbs are dumb) REMOVED FOR BAByJ

Thanks for reading Rant done.