I remember when I was stationed in Germany this loser of a dude was always talking about his Russian fiance he met when he was stationed in Korea. After a long battle he finally married her and brought her to Germany.

I swear I never saw that ***** not out of her mind drunk. Most of the time he was carrying her around everywhere they went. She was hot in her pictures, but by the time I met her she looked like she'd been rode harder than a Jenna Jameson after a coke binge.