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Originally Posted by ThickFingers
reps to you sir.
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Originally Posted by ThickFingers
reps to you sir.
People underestimate fart pornQuote:
Originally Posted by soulassassin
Not really sure to be honest. I know he went over to Russia though. I didn't think you were supposed to do that... oh, and the ***** has a kid too.Quote:
Originally Posted by soulassassin
can has fewd stamps?
I hope he got a receiptQuote:
Originally Posted by ubers2k
I hear a Russian woman's sanity normally expires at around 35.
when im jackhammerin a poopyhole i like to slop it around and build up a big oldfart in there so i get a dust off as im pullin out
I'm just waiting for her to up and leave. It'll be hilarious, and I'll get to actually say "I told you so."Quote:
Originally Posted by soulassassin
I prefer sheep
those people are filthy by nature not a warsh cloth to be found in that ****hole country
Maybe he will go all Chris Benoit and you can get your insurance moneys.Quote:
Originally Posted by ubers2k
thats too bad hope shes suckin him off at least you should try to **** her and expose her shadyness to dadQuote:
Originally Posted by ubers2k
I don't know about you but I'll fVck an diseased third world country whore any day.Quote:
Originally Posted by ThickFingers
I'm just glad my girlfriend takes it in the a$$
its almost a year since i got it wet i want something clean this time aroundQuote:
Originally Posted by soulassassin
I doubt I'll stick around when she bails.Quote:
Originally Posted by soulassassin
i didnt wash the **** off my asSh0le for 6 months the whole time i was in prison nobody wanted to **** this mudpipe
lol. That's what everyone is telling me, but I can't stand her accent, looks... or the way she ****ing smells.Quote:
Originally Posted by ThickFingers
She should at least let you **** her before she goes.
Bummer dudeQuote:
Originally Posted by ThickFingers
**** that. I'm not going in after my dad. :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by soulassassin
i bet she smells like a piss soaked unshaven bushQuote:
Originally Posted by ubers2k
and vodka don't forget vodka.Quote:
Originally Posted by ThickFingers
I can't rep you again yet... but I will. lolQuote:
Originally Posted by ThickFingers
Ironically enough she doesn't drink... and that cvnt better not touch my vodka and crown and ****... :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by soulassassin
i went to the dog park looking for a good dog to steal i dont have any friends
I remember when I was stationed in Germany this loser of a dude was always talking about his Russian fiance he met when he was stationed in Korea. After a long battle he finally married her and brought her to Germany.
I swear I never saw that ***** not out of her mind drunk. Most of the time he was carrying her around everywhere they went. She was hot in her pictures, but by the time I met her she looked like she'd been rode harder than a Jenna Jameson after a coke binge.
i want an obediant dog that looks cool one thats been trained and loved
Get and Asian girl. They now how to obey.Quote:
Originally Posted by ThickFingers
**** i want a order of ribs
spicey ribs
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Originally Posted by ThickFingers
Mmm ribs and watermelon
This is true. They definitely "obey" :idb:Quote:
Originally Posted by soulassassin
maybe wings
maybe smokies
my girlfriend called me from work just now complaining about her stomach hurting from PMS. She asked if I would rub her belly so I told her I would rub her insides. Maybe tickle her colon.
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**** you all, I will **** all of you stoopid ****s in the ****ing a$$hole
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Originally Posted by ThickFingers