what do you get when you cross a black with a Mexican ?
a weed eater that dosent work.
what do you get when you cross a black with a Mexican ?
a weed eater that dosent work.
Originally Posted by Echonova
how do you make a 6 year old girl cry twice?
wipe your bloody dicc on her teddy bear
yeah, that was actually ****ed up. lol
do you know how the 14 year old Mexican girl got pregnant?
her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.
why, thank you
how do you stop 5 black men from raping a woman?
toss them a basket-ball.
what does micheal Jackson and an olymipc silver medalist have in common?
they both came in a little behind.
I am calling the cops about this one!!! that was FUK3D UP!!!
haha, thats great!!!!
what's the best part of fückin a 12 year old orphan?
she can't run home and tell her parents.
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
All the ones that can run, jump, and swim are already in the United States.
that has been posted like 3 time in this very thread.
Ok, how bout this one:
Why can't little black kids play in the sand box?
Because cats cover them up
what's the difference between jesus and a picture of Jesus?
it only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus.
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free.
what's the difference between a volvo and a mercedes?
princess dianna wouldn't be caught dead in a volvo.
What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves?
-- Raisin Bran.
Do you remember that black family from The Jetsons?
-- No? Well, the future's looking bright, ain't it?
A man was driving down an Alaskan road and his car suddenly broke down. He phoned the Alaskan Mobile Fix-It Service and they arrived shortly after.
The service man opened the hood and after a while the looked up and said, "It looks like you've blown a seal."
The man replied, "No, it's just frost on my moustache."
This couple had been dating for about six months, but the guy had been afraid to make any sexual advances because of his tiny c***.
Finally one night, he gets up his courage, and takes her to a secluded spot in his car.
While they are kissing, he opens his zipper and guides her hand onto his c***.
"No thanks," the girl says. "You know I don't smoke."
What do you call a 80 year old black guy?
-- Antique farm equipment.
This one is just plain wrong:
What do you call ten black guys hanging from a tree?
-- A Mississippi wind chime.
What's white and ten inches long?
-- ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
What do you call a school bus full of N!ggers... A rotten banana
How do you get a one armed n!gger out of a tree..... you cut the rope
Who was the Best Jewish chef in WWII ---- Hitler
Hear the story about Klu Klux knievel He tried to jump 100 n!ggers with a steam roller...he didnt make it.
How many N!ggers does it take to shingle a roof... 2 or 3 if you slice them real thin.
What do you do with a dead N!gger in Florida. debone him and use him as a wet suite
What do you call a shed full of n!ggers .. Old farm equipment
And a Shed full of Mexicans ... New farm equipment
How many jews can you fit in a VW bug.. 2 in the front 3 in the back...and 1000 in the ashtray
Life is a thought, think about it.
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