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    Default Racist(or baby) jokes that go too far. nws and feelings may get hurt

    ok so there is this safe race joke thread right here post Racist jokes that dont go "too far", how about the jokes that go there and do that, the horrible ones. any and all goes(hopefully) just dont go around the censors, let them do there job, im pretty sure we will able to guess what you mean.

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    ok i guess ill start with a baby joke
    What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?






    When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

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    Damn. I haven't heard a dead baby joke since high school.

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    so a sandwich walks into a bar, the bartender says I'm sorry but we dont serve food here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by slovic-fcc
    so a sandwich walks into a bar, the bartender says I'm sorry but we dont serve food here.
    That was just stupid, yet Im laughing...
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    a guy walked into a bar and said ouch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by redrumracer
    a guy walked into a bar and said ouch.
    i laughed at this but i dont think i got it.

    it just sounded silly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™
    i laughed at this but i dont think i got it.

    it just sounded silly
    sent pm explaining it.

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    Where should you hide a black guy's food stamps? Under his work boots!! el oh el
    How do you know God doesnt like black people? Katrina


    I'm really not racist,lol
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    do you know the definition of renig?





    shift change at the post office.
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    Obama said he isnt sure that he can fix the economy but he is pretty sure he can N***** rig it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cjrp18
    Obama said he isnt sure that he can fix the economy but he is pretty sure he can N***** rig it
    haha, thats great!!!!

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    what does a dead baby sound like in a blender?















    i dont know, i was too busy mastubating.
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    Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball???





    You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitch fork.

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    how do you get 100 dead babies into a bathtub?


    a blender.
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    OH guess how you get them out of the tub?















    a bendy straw.
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    whats worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can?









    1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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    How do you kill 100 jews at the same time?








    tell em its time to take a shower.

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    lulz reps when i can

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    oh man......ill play
    Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza?



    They take the pizza out of the oven

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    Quote Originally Posted by T34me
    oh man......ill play
    Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza?



    They take the pizza out of the oven


    How dare you still my joke from the last racist joke thread!
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    What do you call a blck guy with a peg leg?

    **** on a stick!

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    How does a *****er pick his nose?

    From a mail-order catalogue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaXimum
    What do you call a blck guy with a peg leg?

    **** on a stick!

    way to repost a reposted repost.
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    And I do drive a Miata, so I am gayer than a three dollar bill...

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    Quote Originally Posted by T34me
    oh man......ill play
    Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza?



    They take the pizza out of the oven
    No.

    It suppose to go:

    What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

    Pizzas don't scream when you throw them in the oven.

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    What do you do if you see a group of 5 black men raping a woman?



    Throw them a basketball.

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    what is the first English words spoken by every Mexican?






    hot plate.
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    And I do drive a Miata, so I am gayer than a three dollar bill...

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    Quote Originally Posted by slovic-fcc
    what is the first English words spoken by every Mexican?






    hot plate.
    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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    - Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?





















    - A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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    guess what the ethopian had for lunch...



    another ethopian
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    And I do drive a Miata, so I am gayer than a three dollar bill...

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    Quote Originally Posted by slovic-fcc
    guess what the ethopian had for lunch...



    another ethopian

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    this thread ftw!!

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    (here i a twist on a joke already posted her that my friend tweaked,

    What's worse than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?






    10 dead babies in one woman's stomach.

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    did you hear about the 10 mexicans that died?





    the bunk bed collapsed.
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    How do you get a mexican out of a peach field?






















    I don't think you can!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fast-Tech
    How do you get a mexican out of a peach field?
























    I don't think you can!

    i <3 peaches!

    and im not even a beaner!



    whats the difference between a dead in the road and a dead ****** in the road?

    the possum has skid marks leading up to it.
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    Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies, and a 1965 Cadillac El Dorado?




    I dont have a 65 El Dorado in my garage.
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    it was big, made mine look small, probably didn't use all of it

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    Quote Originally Posted by 03RCode
    Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies, and a 1965 Cadillac El Dorado?




    I dont have a 65 El Dorado in my garage.

    whats the difference between a dead baby and a cracker?














    i've never cum on a cracker before
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    Whats funnier than a dead baby?




    A dead baby in a clown suite.
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