Racist(or baby) jokes that go too far. nws and feelings may get hurt
ok so there is this safe race joke thread right here post Racist jokes that dont go "too far", how about the jokes that go there and do that, the horrible ones. any and all goes(hopefully) just dont go around the censors, let them do there job, im pretty sure we will able to guess what you mean.
ok i guess ill start with a baby joke
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
Damn. I haven't heard a dead baby joke since high school.
so a sandwich walks into a bar, the bartender says I'm sorry but we dont serve food here.
Originally Posted by Echonova
a guy walked into a bar and said ouch.
That was just stupid, yet Im laughing...
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Where should you hide a black guy's food stamps? Under his work boots!! el oh el
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I'm really not racist,lol
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do you know the definition of renig?
shift change at the post office.
Obama said he isnt sure that he can fix the economy but he is pretty sure he can N***** rig it
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what does a dead baby sound like in a blender?
i dont know, i was too busy mastubating.
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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball???
You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitch fork.
how do you get 100 dead babies into a bathtub?
a blender.
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OH guess how you get them out of the tub?
a bendy straw.
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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can?
1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.
How do you kill 100 jews at the same time?
tell em its time to take a shower.
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oh man......ill play
Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
They take the pizza out of the oven
what is the first English words spoken by every Mexican?
hot plate.
- Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
- A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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How dare you still my joke from the last racist joke thread!
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guess what the ethopian had for lunch...
another ethopian
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this thread ftw!!
(here i a twist on a joke already posted her that my friend tweaked,
What's worse than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?
10 dead babies in one woman's stomach.
^^ Yeah, I drew a frame of a man running on each fan blade. That is him running at idle
did you hear about the 10 mexicans that died?
the bunk bed collapsed.
How do you get a mexican out of a peach field?
I don't think you can!
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i <3 peaches!
and im not even a beaner!
whats the difference between a dead in the road and a dead ****** in the road?
the possum has skid marks leading up to it.
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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies, and a 1965 Cadillac El Dorado?
I dont have a 65 El Dorado in my garage.
-Zach-
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"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help." -Ronald Reagan
Whats funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suite.
-Zach-
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"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help." -Ronald Reagan
epic.
whats the best way to kill a baby?
with a clothes hanger
what do apples and negros have in common?
they both look good hangin from a tree.
What's the worst part about being a black Jew?
You gotta sit at the back of the oven.
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
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This joke I hear a LONG time ago and never forgot it....its soooo wrong
Whats is red and crawls up a womans leg??
a homesick abortion.
So,I wasn't gonna post this but after reading some of yours I thought about it.....
What's the difference between a jew and a canoe?
Eventually the canoe is gonna tip.
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LOL i thought you was going to say being black reps for catching me off guard.
and where are the white jokes.
What do you call a trailerhome with a family of six in it?
A box of crackers.
So a black guy walks down to the river and sees a Chinese guy skipping rocks.
"What chu doin'?" the black guy asks.
"I am learning the names of my ancestors from the sacred waters." the Chinese guy replies.
To demonstrate, he skips a rock across the river and it sounds off, "Chin-Zwang-Cao". He skips another and it goes, "Xiang-Lian-Zhou."
The black guy is astounded and decides he would like to give it a try. So he grabs a small stone and skips it across the water to hear it go, "Chim-Pan-Zee".
"What the f*ck?!" he yells. Infuriated, he grabs a large boulder and throws it into the lake.
The boulder hits the water and goes, "BA-BOON"
Sacred waters do not lie.
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