i am in no way racist but i like this joke alot :

A mexican walks into a bar and says, "Hey, ******, give me a drink." The ****** bartender says, "I'll give you a drink, but I would appreciate it if you wouldn't refer to me as a "******." "Oh man!, I am sure sorry about that bro'. Won't happen again." A few minutes later the mexican says, "Hey moon crickett, another round." The ****** says,"Hey, look, I really don't want you calling me "moon crickett" either." The mexican says,"Sorry bootlips, I didn't mean anything by it." The bartender says, "OK that's it! How would you like it if you were the bartender and I came in here calling you names?" "I don't know, let's find out." So the mexican puts on an apron and goes behind the bar and the ****** walks outside and comes back in and shouts, "Hey wetback! I want a ****ing drink!" The "bartender" stops washing glasses and says, "Oh, I'm sorry, we don't serve ******* in here."