post Racist jokes that dont go "too far"

**Sport1.3** · 07-31-2008, 12:45 PM

GO GO GO!!

A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain.
His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese.'
'No rike Chinese?' asks the copilot, '....why not?'
'You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why !'
'No, no,' the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.'
'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese... doesn't matter, you're all alike!'
There's a few minutes of silence.
'I no rike Jews either!' the copilot suddenly announces.
'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.
'Jews sink Titanic.'
'What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain, 'It was an iceberg!'
'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg ...no mattah... all same.'

**Sammich** · 07-31-2008, 12:50 PM

lol

**Kevykev** · 07-31-2008, 12:54 PM

Hahahahhaaaaaa

p.s
SAUL ROSENBERG

**Red_Phoenix** · 07-31-2008, 12:58 PM

Why do people take spanish?
So they can get their orders right when they go to McDonalds.

**Sport1.3** · 07-31-2008, 01:02 PM

Originally Posted by Red_Phoenix

Why do people take spanish?
So they can get their orders right when they go to McDonalds.

**silversol** · 07-31-2008, 01:06 PM

Why do mexicans drive low-riders?
So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.

**Sport1.3** · 07-31-2008, 01:33 PM

Originally Posted by silversol

Why do mexicans drive low-riders?
So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.

i lul'd at this one....but i dont even know why

**TheGodfather** · 07-31-2008, 02:02 PM

Hahaha, nice.

**Nissan Sean** · 07-31-2008, 02:07 PM

why doesn't Mexico have an Olympics team?............because all the the mexicans that could run,jump,or swim are in the US already

**FlipKing** · 07-31-2008, 02:11 PM

Alot of people say that the U.S. is at war....but that is impossible because the French havent surrendered yet.

Why did the police start using dogs? Because black people started running from them.

**Sport1.3** · 07-31-2008, 02:19 PM

Originally Posted by Nissan Sean

why doesn't Mexico have an Olympics team?............because all the the mexicans that could run,jump,or swim are in the US already

lulz nice!!

lol there are alot of mexican jokes up in here

**silversol** · 07-31-2008, 02:21 PM

if a black dude and a mexican both jump off the empire state building who hits the ground first?

WHO CARES!

**Sport1.3** · 07-31-2008, 02:23 PM

Originally Posted by silversol

if a black dude and a mexican both jump off the empire state building who hits the ground first?

WHO CARES!

omg that one got me

**silversol** · 07-31-2008, 02:35 PM

What did the Alabama sherriff call the black guy who had been shot 15 times?

Worst case of suicide he had ever seen

**Nissan Sean** · 07-31-2008, 02:36 PM

^lolol

**silversol** · 07-31-2008, 02:37 PM

Why is interrogating a Mexican like a pool ball?

The harder you hit it the more English you get.

**IndianStig** · 07-31-2008, 02:46 PM

LOL!

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?

The PGA Tour.

**silversol** · 07-31-2008, 02:48 PM

What do you call 9 mexicans in front of your house?

A spicket fence.

**FasTech** · 07-31-2008, 02:48 PM

- Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?

- A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

**Sport1.3** · 07-31-2008, 02:58 PM

Originally Posted by Total_Blender

A truck travelling West down the interstate picks up 2 Black hitchhikers in GA. The truck is hauling bowling balls, and the driver opens a few crates to make room for the hitchhikers. When they pull over at ....racise racise racise

......

too far a55hole...delete this garbage from my thread

**Zeeb** · 07-31-2008, 02:58 PM

How do i know if its tooo racists... i have some jokes but i think they are pretty bad

**Sport1.3** · 07-31-2008, 02:59 PM

Originally Posted by silversol

What do you call 9 mexicans in front of your house?

A spicket fence.

its lulz, but lets keep the specific racial "names" as clean as possible.....i dont wanna get this deleted

**Sport1.3** · 07-31-2008, 03:01 PM

Originally Posted by Zeeb

How do i know if its tooo racists... i have some jokes but i think they are pretty bad

if you were such and such race...would any part of the joke offend you?

if so, then too racist

if no, then post and we'll see

I dont want ppl getting upset, its just funny to laugh at a few racial steriotypes

ALSO, WHERE THE FVCK ARE THE WHITE JOKES!!! i expected better from ia

**G.C** · 07-31-2008, 03:03 PM

What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white?

Black dude jacking off.

**Zeeb** · 07-31-2008, 03:06 PM

if i were black i'd get offended by most of these... i'll pm you the joke and if its ok i'll post it.

**Sport1.3** · 07-31-2008, 03:06 PM

Originally Posted by G.C

What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white?

Black dude jacking off.

lol i dont get it...

**Sport1.3** · 07-31-2008, 03:07 PM

What do you say when you see a white man carrying a TV?
"Excuse me sir, you dropped your receipt!"

Amirite?

**Total_Blender** · 07-31-2008, 03:08 PM

Originally Posted by Sport1.3

too far a55hole...delete this garbage from my thread

Its really more of a joke about how stupid racist people are but whatever... deleted

**Sport1.3** · 07-31-2008, 03:10 PM

Originally Posted by Total_Blender

Its really more of a joke about how stupid racist people are but whatever... deleted

thanks.....the n word ruined it

**Sport1.3** · 07-31-2008, 03:11 PM

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

**G.C** · 07-31-2008, 03:13 PM

When white man found this land, Indians were running it.There were:- No Taxes- No Debt- Plenty buffalo- Plenty beaver- Medicine man free- Women did all the work- Men hunted and fished all the time The white man was dumb enough to think he could improve on that system!

What's black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson

*Copy and pasted from site*

**Sport1.3** · 07-31-2008, 03:14 PM

What's big, long, and white?

I still don't know yet.

**Sport1.3** · 07-31-2008, 03:15 PM

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?

One is an evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

**Sport1.3** · 07-31-2008, 03:20 PM

An Irish guy walks out of a bar.....

**Sport1.3** · 07-31-2008, 03:23 PM

How do asian parents name their kids?

They throw a bunch of pots and pans down the stairs.

**Sport1.3** · 07-31-2008, 03:25 PM

What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?

Unemployed

**silversol** · 07-31-2008, 03:27 PM

so i have a bad habit swerving off the road to hit black guys walking on the side of the road. one day i have the preacher with me and i see a black guy on the road. so start to swerve to hit him. then i think i can do this in front of the preacher. so i swerve back onto the road at the last sec. and i say to the preacher. whoa i must have fallen asleep. the preacher say its alright. I GOT HIM WITH THE DOOR!

**silversol** · 07-31-2008, 03:28 PM

Originally Posted by Sport1.3

An Irish guy walks out of a bar.....

we never walk out wtf!

**RandomGuy** · 07-31-2008, 03:28 PM

what do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto

lawl

**Sport1.3** · 07-31-2008, 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by silversol

we never walk out wtf!

lulz thats the joke.

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