post Racist jokes that dont go "too far"

[Kevykev]

The stormHammer was just slammed right there!


Someone just sent me this one via email:


A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale
hits Mexico . Two million Mexicans have died and over a million are
injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know
where to start and is asking for help to rebuild. The rest of the world is
in shock.

Canada is sending troopers to help the Mexican army control the
riots.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

Other Latin American countries are sending supplies.

The European community (except France ) is sending
food and money.

The United States , not to be outdone, is sending two
million Mexicans to replace the dead ones.

[Ran]

Nice

[Sport1.3]

Then you fail at your history. How about the Hundred Year War where France beat England? Or the War Of The Spanish Sucession. How about the fact that France was allied with the US and supportive of it during the American Revolution against the British? Or the Crimean War where the British and French went against the Russians and won? Heck, after the Thirty Years War ( more like a series of engagements ) that ended with the Treaty of Westphalia, France was THE world super power at the time ( eclipsing even the Spanish ).

I really hope you've just started your major

stop making sense you silly flappy headed frenchy!!!

[Ran]

So two rabbis are sitting together when one rabbi says to the other...

"Funny thing! I sent my son to the promise land as a Jew to learn about our faith, and he comes back a gentile! What am I to do?"

The second rabbi looks to his friend and replies...

"Funny thing! I too sent my son to the promise land as a Jew to learn and he also came back a gentile!"

The two rabbi can't understand it and take to prayer.

"Oh Lord! Our sons go to Jerusalem as Jews and come back as gentiles! What are we to do?!"

God looks down at the two rabbis and replies...

"Funny thing..."

[Boosted FC]

suk cawk you peice of freeze dried sheep shìt

Now that was funny .