positions to try out for you kinky sluts
Secret Service (noun)
A slang term for when a guy fucking a girl doggy style and says he is going to cum and then spits on her back....she thinks he is done and starts to turn around and then he shoots his cum in her ear and she'll reach up to cup her ear like a secret service agent does.
Angry Pirate (noun)
While having intercourse, you pull out, ejaculate in the girls eye and then kick her in the shin. She will grab her eye and hop around like an Angry Pirate.
Kentucky Pile Driver (noun)
The sexual act of having intercourse in the doggie style position on a hard surface while both partners are on their knees, and the female is on all 4's. Right before ejaculation, the male hits her arms out from underneath her and she smashes her head into the ground, usually resulting in a chipped tooth.
Sandy Koufax (verb)
When you are doing a girl from behind, you pull out and cum in your left hand. Then you say, "Now pitching, Sandy Koufax!" She turns to see whats going on, and you throw it in her face.
Bobo Brazil (noun, verb)
A term for headbutting a female in the vagina during or after sexual activity.
Bowling Ball (verb)
When a woman is on top of you during sex and you wish to change positions. You stick both your middle two fingers up her anus and your thumb in her vagina and throw her into the position you require.
Gorilla Mask (noun)
Take your girl and go through the normal Donkey Punch routine… except this time when she’s knocked out, you blow your load all over her face. Shave her pubes, and stick them on her face before the semen dries. It will look like she's wearing a gorilla mask
The Place Kicker (noun)
The sexual act when the couple is standing and he is hitting it from behind, at the point of orgasm he steps back and kicks her legs out from under her. He then ejaculates on her face and yells "Its Good!!"
Dog In A Bathtub (Verb)
This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.
Oscar The Grouch (noun)
A slang term for getting a blowjob from an angry person (preferably a midget or prostitute) while making her stand in a metal trash can.
Indian Facing (noun)
While having sex with a woman on her period you pull out and smack her across the face with your penis 4 times to give her "Indian War Paint".
Flaming Amazon (verb)
This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When your screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, you pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then...extinguish the flames with your jizz!
The Juanita Special Bean Dip (verb)
While your tramp rides you like a mechanical bull, insert your thumb into her poop chute (be sure to get your thumb nice and gooey), then stick your brown thumb into her mouth, and slip it under her tongue so she can get the full robust taste of the Juanita "special" bean dip.
Sea-gulling (noun)
The act of masturbating and then shooting your load out onto the street, possibly on top of unknowing pedestrians. Best when done from high above.
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Originally Posted by JoeCoolinATL
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