positions to try out for you kinky sluts

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Secret Service (noun)

A slang term for when a guy fucking a girl doggy style and says he is going to cum and then spits on her back....she thinks he is done and starts to turn around and then he shoots his cum in her ear and she'll reach up to cup her ear like a secret service agent does...

It took a week to get that shit out of my ear.....

Angry Pirate (noun)
While having intercourse, you pull out, ejaculate in the girls eye and then kick her in the shin. She will grab her eye and hop around like an Angry Pirate..

I played along with that one... I was all like "Arrgh, I'm a Pirate, me Matie"

Kentucky Pile Driver (noun)
The sexual act of having intercourse in the doggie style position on a hard surface while both partners are on their knees, and the female is on all 4's. Right before ejaculation, the male hits her arms out from underneath her and she smashes her head into the ground, usually resulting in a chipped tooth..

I only chipped my tooth a little, expensive as hell to fix though... Won't do that one again... :idb:

Sandy Koufax (verb)
When you are doing a girl from behind, you pull out and cum in your left hand. Then you say, "Now pitching, Sandy Koufax!" She turns to see whats going on, and you throw it in her face..

And it got in my eye...

Bobo Brazil (noun, verb)
A term for headbutting a female in the vagina during or after sexual activity..

Have not tried this one... I think it's against my religion

Bowling Ball (verb)
When a woman is on top of you during sex and you wish to change positions. You stick both your middle two fingers up her anus and your thumb in her vagina and throw her into the position you require..

Close enough...

Gorilla Mask (noun)
Take your girl and go through the normal Donkey Punch routine… except this time when she’s knocked out, you blow your load all over her face. Shave her pubes, and stick them on her face before the semen dries. It will look like she's wearing a gorilla mask.

Ooo ah ah... (that was kinda gross)

The Place Kicker (noun)
The sexual act when the couple is standing and he is hitting it from behind, at the point of orgasm he steps back and kicks her legs out from under her. He then ejaculates on her face and yells "Its Good!!".

I like football...

Dog In A Bathtub (Verb)
This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath..

My dog likes baths....

Oscar The Grouch (noun)
A slang term for getting a blowjob from an angry person (preferably a midget or prostitute) while making her stand in a metal trash can..

I'm a chick... Not a dude, so I won't know about all that.

Indian Facing (noun)
While having sex with a woman on her period you pull out and smack her across the face with your penis 4 times to give her "Indian War Paint"..

Idians and Cowboys... You ever play that game??? It's fun...

Flaming Amazon (verb)
This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When your screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, you pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then...extinguish the flames with your jizz!.

This is so neat when you see it first hand!!!

The Juanita Special Bean Dip (verb)
While your tramp rides you like a mechanical bull, insert your thumb into her poop chute (be sure to get your thumb nice and gooey), then stick your brown thumb into her mouth, and slip it under her tongue so she can get the full robust taste of the Juanita "special" bean dip..

Also against my religion