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    A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business! The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"

    A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?" The CEO then hands the guy $1,200 in cash and screams, "Here’s four weeks pay, now GET OUT and don’t come back!"

    Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?" With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino’s.

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    haha nice
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    someone just got owned

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    SHUT UP! lol jk
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    ^stop posting bitch!! im tired of seeing hulud all over the place haha

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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO im goin to be soon so the madness will end haha
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    yeah seriously... hulud has been a super post whore lately (by lately i mean in the past hour) lol i think hes been posting like 5 a minute and shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by RandomGuy
    yeah seriously... hulud has been a super post whore lately (by lately i mean in the past hour) lol i think hes been posting like 5 a minute and shit
    trying my best lol
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    ^well try not to try so hard biotch!!!

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    lol im not trying now cause people are on to talk to! lol
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    +10 that was funny

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    hahahahahahhahahhahaha

    yes i'm a fucking beaner!

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    good one
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