Favorite Movie Quote

[Vteckidd]

3 Tylenol PMs and 2 gallons of OJ later (cant sleep with this sinus infection i have)

Lets play FAVORITE MOVIE QUOTE

GOGOGO!

[Alan®]

yippie kiya motha focca

[Vteckidd]

I read this article a while back, that said that Microsoft employs more millionaire secretary's that any other company in the world. They took stock options over Christmas bonuses. It was a good move. I remember there was this picture, of one of the groundskeepers next to his Ferrari. Blew my mind. you see **** like that, and it just plants seeds, makes you think its possible, even easy. And then you turn on the TV, and there's just more of it. The $87 Million lottery winner, that kid actor that just made 20 million o his last movie, that internet stock that shot through the roof, you could have made millions if you had just gotten in early, and that's exactly what I wanted to do: get in. I didn't want to be an innovator any more, i just wanted to make the quick and easy buck, i just wanted in. The Notorious BIG said it best: "Either you're slingin' crack-rock, or you've got a wicked jump-shot." Nobody wants to work for it anymore. There's no honor in taking that after school job at Mickey Dee's, honor's in the dollar, kid. So I went the white boy way of slinging crack-rock: I became a stock broker.

[Alan®]

I read this article a while back, that said that Microsoft employs more millionaire secretary's that any other company in the world. They took stock options over Christmas bonuses. It was a good move. I remember there was this picture, of one of the groundskeepers next to his Ferrari. Blew my mind. you see **** like that, and it just plants seeds, makes you think its possible, even easy. And then you turn on the TV, and there's just more of it. The $87 Million lottery winner, that kid actor that just made 20 million o his last movie, that internet stock that shot through the roof, you could have made millions if you had just gotten in early, and that's exactly what I wanted to do: get in. I didn't want to be an innovator any more, i just wanted to make the quick and easy buck, i just wanted in. The Notorious BIG said it best: "Either you're slingin' crack-rock, or you've got a wicked jump-shot." Nobody wants to work for it anymore. There's no honor in taking that after school job at Mickey Dee's, honor's in the dollar, kid. So I went the white boy way of slinging crack-rock: I became a stock broker.

GOD I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THIS SHI!T TOO BOILER ROOM FTMFW!!!REPS FOR GOOD TASTE

[Vteckidd]

Ash: Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

[ubers2k]

Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Ni66er Storage?

No. I didn't.

You know WHY you didn't see that sign?

Why?

'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead ni66ers ain't my fuccing business, that's why!

[Vteckidd]

I'm prepared to scour the Earth for that mother[freak]er. If Butch goes to Indo-China, I want a nagger hiding in a bowl of rice waiting to pop a cap in his ass.

[Vteckidd]

Jules: I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet.
Pumpkin: Which one is it?
Jules: It's the one that says Bad Mother[freak]er

[ubers2k]

Pulp Fiction FTMFW

[d_day87]

i'm way too stoned to drive to the devil's house

[FasTech]

Pulp Fiction FTMFW

Hell yeah!

[Double_0_Rusty]

And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be

[Double_0_Rusty]

In certain, extreme situations, the law is inadequate. In order to shame its inadequacy, it is necessary to act outside the law. To pursue - natural justice. This is not vengeance. Revenge is not a valid motive, it's an emotional response. No, not vengeance. Punishment

[redrumracer]

And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be

that one is too easy. Boon Dock Saints

[Double_0_Rusty]

Suddenly I heard a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. You heard me rapping, right?

[TheGodfather]

He wore suits that made Frank Sinatra look like a hobo.

[Clegger]

This guys going nowhere!

Where you goin!

NOWHERE!

[redrumracer]

This guys going nowhere!

Where you goin!

NOWHERE!

Boon Dock Saints were already covered, but the serial smasher is pretty funny

[Spektrewing386]

"Do you know if there's a train coming anytime soon?"

"Oh yes! Very soon! They are building it now!"
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-"When life gives you lemons, just **** the lemons and bail."

[Clegger]

Please dont splash the pot

This is my club, and I will splash the POT WHENEVER ZA FAUCK I PLEAZE

[FriskyWalrus]

"I am bleeding. Making me the victah"

[RandomGuy]

you're gay for sucking my d1ck f4gg0ts

[/cockmeatsandwich]

[BKgen®]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

[4dmin]

Mr. Hertz: Do you know why a gun is better than a wife?
Man Who Rides Shotgun: Dunno.
Mr. Hertz: You can put a silencer on a gun.

[Vteckidd]

Please dont splash the pot

This is my club, and I will splash the POT WHENEVER ZA FAUCK I PLEAZE

HAHA Rounders, good movie too

[redmanhart]

Losers whine about their best, winners go home and fvck the prom queen.

[Stormhammer]

Losers whine about their best, winners go home and fvck the prom queen.

The Rock ftmfw!

" Carla was the prom queen "
" reaalllyy..."
" yeah, really -locks and loads gun-"
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So say we all!


" She's playing a part as a cheerleader in a movie that's being filmed here in town."
" Cheerleader? What's that? Some kinda porno?"
" .... YES! YES! That is EXACTLY what it is. Just don't mention it to her, she's kinda shy about it."

[allmotoronly]

"So in the end, was it worth it? Jesus Christ. How irreparably changed my life has become. It's always the last day of summer and I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in. I'll grant you I've had more than my share of poignant moments. Life passes most people by while they're making grand plans for it. Throughout my lifetime, I've left pieces of my heart here and there. And now, there's almost not enough to stay alive. But I force a smile, knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent. There are no more white horses or pretty ladies at my door." - George Jung (Blow)

[Echonova]

Brian Fantana: [about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
[opens cologne cabinet]
Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana: Yep.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
[cheesy grin]
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.
Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
[snarls]

[allmotoronly]

This is one of my favorite clint eastwoon quotes. The quote itself is a classic, but watching the scene is the best way to hear it.

http://video.google.com/videosearch?...8&sa=N&tab=wv#

[FriskyWalrus]

"Brick killed a guy!"

[LIKEG6]

"Street's close pizza boy"

"find another way home"

[Greddypacked]

Driving down the road- Driver-"Speed!!!!, here we go vrooooom, Hahahaha."
Passenger-"Oh you got some speed man?" Driver-Oh no man i dont have no speed but i got some sh!t right here that will really light you up. Just a sec got to get it out of my pocket. Oh i think this is it, um nope that's my d!ck. Oh alright got the joint right here. Passenger- "Well i hope your d!ck is bigger than this. Driver- "Hea man do you want to get high man?" Passenger-Yea i want to get high but i get a bigger joint for you right here. Oh ok, lite that sh!t up man, my temperature rising!
"Woah, what's in this sh!t man?" Passenger-"Well it's got mostly muai wuai in it but it's also got some Labrador." Driver- "Labrador?" Passenger-"Yea my dog ate my stash, so i had to follow the lil mother f.cker around for 3 days!"

[redmanhart]

Driving down the road- Driver-"Speed!!!!, here we go vrooooom, Hahahaha."
Passenger-"Oh you got some speed man?" Driver-Oh no man i dont have no speed but i got some sh!t right here that will really light you up. Just a sec got to get it out of my pocket. Oh i think this is it, um nope that's my d!ck. Oh alright got the joint right here. Passenger- "Well i hope your d!ck is bigger than this. Driver- "Hea man do you want to get high man?" Passenger-Yea i want to get high but i get a bigger joint for you right here. Oh ok, lite that sh!t up man, my temperature rising!
"Woah, what's in this sh!t man?" Passenger-"Well it's got mostly muai wuai in it but it's also got some Labrador." Driver- "Labrador?" Passenger-"Yea my dog ate my stash, so i had to follow the lil mother f.cker around for 3 days!"

Cheech and Chong:Up in Smoke FTMFW! That **** was so funny.

[redmanhart]

"you have helped me reach the next level......and all this time, i thought you were a sadistic psycho *****.

[MR2DR]

not my favorite but it's one that i won't forget since it's UBER long..

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villian by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengence; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."

makes you think wtf did i just hear?

[FriskyWalrus]

"you have helped me reach the next level......and all this time, i thought you were a sadistic psycho *****.

Guy 1: Should we keep going?
Guy 2: He said to hit him until he gave the signal to stop.
Guy 3: Diiid anyone hear the signal?
Guy 2: Well he was whining for a while.
Guy 1: Do you think whining was the signal?
Guy 3: *Hits the chosen one again*
Guy 1: Hey. Woah. Easy. We should wait a second or so.
Guy 2: *Hits chosen one*
Guy 1: Hey guys c'mon.
*Everyone starts hitting*
Guy 1: Oh well.
*Keeps hitting*
Guy 1: Hey wait, wait. He did say the part about dramatically throwing us off his body
Everyone: Oooooh yeahhh. Righht.
Guy 1: Okkk. Go Ahead. Throw us oooooff.
Guy 2: You think he wants his towel?
*Muttering*
Guy 1: I gotta get home guys.
Guy 3: Don't say anything to mom.

[IndianStig]

I read this article a while back, that said that Microsoft employs more millionaire secretary's that any other company in the world. They took stock options over Christmas bonuses. It was a good move. I remember there was this picture, of one of the groundskeepers next to his Ferrari. Blew my mind. you see **** like that, and it just plants seeds, makes you think its possible, even easy. And then you turn on the TV, and there's just more of it. The $87 Million lottery winner, that kid actor that just made 20 million o his last movie, that internet stock that shot through the roof, you could have made millions if you had just gotten in early, and that's exactly what I wanted to do: get in. I didn't want to be an innovator any more, i just wanted to make the quick and easy buck, i just wanted in. The Notorious BIG said it best: "Either you're slingin' crack-rock, or you've got a wicked jump-shot." Nobody wants to work for it anymore. There's no honor in taking that after school job at Mickey Dee's, honor's in the dollar, kid. So I went the white boy way of slinging crack-rock: I became a stock broker.

What movie is this from....must watch?

[blazin']

Yeah, my roomates were talking about getting me a CB so I could talk to other car beds.

[Vteckidd]

What movie is this from....must watch?

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