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Greddypacked
Driving down the road- Driver-"Speed!!!!, here we go vrooooom, Hahahaha."
Passenger-"Oh you got some speed man?" Driver-Oh no man i dont have no speed but i got some sh!t right here that will really light you up. Just a sec got to get it out of my pocket. Oh i think this is it, um nope that's my d!ck. Oh alright got the joint right here. Passenger- "Well i hope your d!ck is bigger than this. Driver- "Hea man do you want to get high man?" Passenger-Yea i want to get high but i get a bigger joint for you right here. Oh ok, lite that sh!t up man, my temperature rising!
"Woah, what's in this sh!t man?" Passenger-"Well it's got mostly muai wuai in it but it's also got some Labrador." Driver- "Labrador?" Passenger-"Yea my dog ate my stash, so i had to follow the lil mother f.cker around for 3 days!"
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