there is a midget that rides a chopped/shrunk 12 speed bicycle on the same road i take to work every morning. He's in full spandex riding gear, with his speed helmet,fancy pedal formed shoes and a pair of wicked cool amber lensed shades...I've about died laughing the first few times i saw him riding...like literally crying laughing. Then one day i saw him driving into a QT one morning when i was gasing up. In a brand new Mercedes CLS....i talked to my friend, whom worked at said QT and apparently the guy is baller status......after that, i just die alittle inside everytime i see him riding now.........i'll never have what he does